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NEW BLOG HOME

2009-08-24T20:17:00.001-04:00

THE NEW BLOG HOME IS AT FREEBIETEACHER.COM

TESTING THIS SHIIZZZZZLELEEE

2009-08-14T18:40:00.001-04:00

OUT

I'm not a scammer -- I just scam a lot ADDENDUM

2009-08-04T20:14:00.009-04:00

Unfortunately, most everyone can't view the thread from the last blog entry, so I'll just post the screenshots here:

lauryn

I'm not a scammer -- I just scam a lot

2009-08-04T16:50:00.006-04:00

Lauryn....for the scam!!! ....and fails.

I promise you, reading the above will be worth it. I almost decided not to do a blog entry and just post the link to the thread, but I might as well comment a bit. (Don't worry, I have a screen shot of everything in case it does mysteriously disappear...).

So Lauryn got banned on A4F...I felt bad for her...it must have sucked to get banned. But then this thread just takes all that away and I'm glad she's gone. She tried to play the "this isn't the right forum" card....and it failed. But then the good stuff start up in that thread. The mod there wanted a screen shot of payment...here's what we get first:

(click it) Now, who in the world takes a screen shot of the "send money" payment screen? I've sent a few payments out this past week, and I didn't think to myself "well, I could possibly have a person accuse me of being a scammer, so let me screen shot this real quick". Of course, she'll say she took a screen shot for the e-mail that wasn't registered with paypal...to that I say, why send money to a non-existent paypal account? Plus, later, she's proven wrong anyway and it was found out that she INTENTIONALLY fudged the email address up so she can have a built-in excuse as to why it wasn't sent. Then comes the awesome part...

She couldn't even scam correctly!! She tried to fudge with the date...and failed miserably. She typed out "July" with whatever program she was using, instead of "Jul.". Caught red handed. Later, the accuser had this to say:

I noticed an email on my yahoo account from paypal attempting payment on Fri, Jul 31. But somehow in Lauryn99's screen shot, it shows up as July 25th. The trainsaction Id and time stamp is the same, except the date on my email is Jul 31 and her screen shot is Jul 25th.

Clearly Lauryn didn't pay this person, then the day of the "lunch theft" thread, she sent money to a yahoo account, knowing full well it was supposed to go to a gmail account, and then she fudged the dates on the screen shot to pretend she had paid earlier in the week. In the end, this sums it up pretty well:

I believe she tried payment only after the thread was started, but made it appear that it was because she had the wrong paypal id. I guess the cover-up act was not done too well.

If that wasn't classic enough...there's this:

Leo consoling Lauryn...

"No one loves me, they think I scam people, I'm leaving!" AND GUESS WHO CAME TO HER RESCUE?! Leo.

"Don't worry Lauryn...I know what it's like to be a scammer and then get caught and then try to play it off like nothing happened and then keep on scamming because I found a way and you can stay on FLR and keep the scamming going too!". Aww, such a cute moment. Maybe they'll have a drink and share their scamming moments together.

That's it for now...but,I have acquired pics of someone hugging Leo...I might have to release that next time!

Best of FLR Tutorials...part 2

2009-07-28T14:10:00.001-04:00

This FLR Tutorial is a great one. And considering all the votes Spadeslover has been getting on the worst avatar poll...I figure now is a good time to throw this one out there.

Great start to this...

You may be saying, I'm new, I just want to jump in and see if this works.

Well, congratulations on your enthusiasm. But take a deep breath and think about your goals, why are you here?

Yeah, a new person will come in and enthusiastically start throwing around their credit card numbers at random offer companies in an attempt to possibly make money. Right. A new user should come in and take their time and read everything and decide if they think it's legit or not. Instead they get bombarded by vultures. So it was pretty surprising when Spadeslover said that new users should take a deep breath. But then she asks what they're here for. What? The hell do you think new users are there for? Money or goodies...was that a really difficult thing to think of? I mean, you don't suppose they are there to make cookies, do you? Who knows, maybe someone was confused and thought the Free Lunch Room was about getting a free lunch voucher for a school cafeteria? Maybe there are a bunch of little kids from middle schools around the country looking to actually get a free lunch at the Free Lunch Room. And maybe Spadeslover is just doing them a service by asking them why they are really here, and then explaining to them that that place isn't for actual free lunches. Who knows...maybe this tutorial might actually be helpful!!

If you are doing method one right now, you are greening sites for money. Great! That is how we all start.

DAMN IT! Spoke too soon. Method one. Ah...the great PPD term that is planted into the minds of FLR'ers. Greening sites for money is what she calls it. Doing offers, going green...getting money. I always wondered what I would be like if I came to FLR and the freebie scene through PPD. Would I have this overwhelming loyalty to PPD and FLR that even when someone makes fun of the terms that I'm using, would I continue to use them? Would I not be able to see the great benefits of referral 4 referral trading? Would I be like Chicago and hate one of the best freebie sites in the world because of their amazing influence on my prey? I guess we'll never know...but what I do know is that I wouldn't let common sense escape me. And if common sense never escaped me, I would definitely see right through this mess. But alas, these guys jumped the fence to escape common sense's grasp. So now you have Spadeslover saying we all start with "method one". Well, maybe some people sign up not knowing what they're getting into and decide to get some money for going green...maybe some noobs decide they want to start a site and instead of just signing up, they sign up and make money while they're at it. Maybe Spadeslover was talking to them?

1) Find a mentor. If you are doing sites for them, they should be more than happy to give you unlimited support. If they don't, find another one.

Oh f@#$ me. I should have known. I thought I'd get through one FLR tutorial without this mentor bullsh!t, but I guess not. Why can't they just find a freakin site they like, find someone who is paying for sign-ups (mostly everyone with the size of "portfolios" these days), go green, get paid, and then start getting referrals of their own? If they need help, they should ask on the forum... but maybe Spadeslover is just looking for a friend. By mentoring a "noob" she probably is just looking for someone to talk to.

2) After you have done 3-4 greens, decide- Do you even like this?

...or maybe not! What the...? Are you out of your damn mind? Complete 3-4 greens (that's like 6-16 offers in Chicago-land)....and THEN decide if you like this. What?!? Why not decide after your first green? Will something miraculously happen when doing the same thing over and over? Or is this just a ploy to give mentors enough time to brainwash noobs? I can just imagine what would have happened if FLR existed back when I first burst onto the freebie scene. I was just looking for referrals to get my iPod. I can just imagine it now...

Me: "I need referrals for ipods.freepay, I'm willing to pay"
Mentors: "You have to green for us, not the other way around"
Me: "But I don't need money, I just need referrals"
Mentors: "You need to learn the ropes BEFORE you jump the fence"
Me: "What ropes? What jumping? I just want a damn ipod!"

I don't even know why 3-4 greens is even necessary to learn everything, but I'm sure Spadeslover has a perfectly good explanation for this...

Are you willing to put in a few months on Method 1? Because this is what it is going to take. If you hate doing offers, and keeping up with them, then this is not for you. Ask even an experienced trader, most honest ones will tell you that even on method 2, they are lucky to make an extra few hundred a month. You could just get a part time job anywhere and do this.

Oh, what the hell is going on?!? I thought 3-4 greens was way more than necessary. But Spadeslover has taken this a bit too far! Months on Method 1? What? Really? "If you hate doing offers, then this is not for you". She inadvertently just said that this is not for most FLRers. I was just trying to figure out how many trades Spadeslover did that required her doing offers, but FLR has this wacked out system with buyers and sellers and random crap that was too hard to decipher. But you know what...there has to be a logical explanation for the paragraph above. Maybe Spadeslover is just trying to find out if there is a masochist amongst them. Someone who loves receiving pain and/or humiliation...like someone who would do offers for months and NOT even like what they're doing. It's possible that Spadeslover is a sadist....and she's looking for a masochistic match...

3) Are you still with me? Good! You want to be here, thats great. Lets say you have those 3-4 trades and you like it. So let's start thinking about gearing up for Method 2- paying for referrals. Get a signature, even if you do not have a trade thread yet. Get an avatar, even if it is not your picture.

She's asking if they're still with her, knowing full well that most of the people have already stopped reading. Not me though...see what I go through for you guys?! So yeah...Method 2! Woo...finally, after going through hell, I can get that ipod by getting referrals. But wait! I have to add a signature and avatar? I love the way she worded it too...get a signature even if you don't have a trade thread. I guess she's implying that signatures are solely for the purpose of "advertising" your trade thread. The avatar thing is great. Especially since her avatar made my worst avatars list. So you can get an avatar even if it's not your picture...basically, she's saying the status quo is getting a picture of yourself as an avatar. I just wished someone mentored Spadeslover better and told her NOT to put her picture in her avatar.

Well lets say these suggestions get you to 6-7 trades. You need to get to 10, this is traditionally when it is accepted that you have gained enough knowledge to begin to mentor others.

How do you get those next 3-4 trades?

My buddy 6string calls it method 1 1/2 - trading green for green.

Why green for green?

You get more money. Yeah thats right you get MORE money!

So she realizes that you get more money doing a green for green (ref4ref) trade...yet instead of encouraging it at first, she tells you to wait until you've traded 6-7 times already. Way to mentor your people :ROLLEYES:. This shouldn't be called "Method 1 and 1/2" or whatever the hell they call it. This is the best method. Just walk up to any person and ask "hey, would you like to do this and make $20 or would you like to make $40?". I'm sure there are a few numskulls who would pick the $20 (greengoddess comes to mind). PPD mentors = screwing new users is a way of life.

When you get to 10 trades, you need to spend 60-90 minutes making a trade thread.

..........what............the.......... . TIMEOUT! If my calculations are correct, she is telling you to spend an hour to an hour and a half on a trade thread. Someone tell me this doesn't happen regularly. I almost feel some pity for these clowns. As a new user reading that tutorial, do they actually do what she says, or do they laugh it off like I'm doing? But if she does have over an hour to waste...someone tell Spadeslover that she needs to spend 60-90 minutes on fixing her avatar.

Sidenote: qmiller = banned. Lauryn99 = banned. Lucky777 = requested premium refund and ran off. I told you these people had no morals... :).

Worst Avatars in the history of the internet

2009-07-23T02:51:00.009-04:00

The freebie world is filled with avatars that don't belong in the internet world. Just look around at some of the avatars and tell me I'm wrong....if there was a competition for worst avatars in the history of the internet, the freebie world would dominate (specifically FLR). So here is a list that I've compiled (completely my opinion, there was no poll taken, though I'm sure if there was..the list would look awfully similar to mine) -- Top 10 worst avatars:

10Juden

Number 10 is Juden. Nothing against you, but damn, that's a bad avatar. It's like you just got finished with a job interview or something. It could have been worse (you could have had dollar signs or "mentor" written all over it)....like this person:

Spadeslover

What do I have to say about this one??? It's like...the epitome of vomit. And that has nothing to do with looks. First off, it's just a bad pic. Dude...back away from the camera! Second of all...it's like a webcam pic. Third of all, there's "PPD Mentor" written on it. Using Microsoft Paint. Of course, I prefer MS Paint over whatever other programs people use, but just look at the mess. And to top it off, there's a messed up looking star.

8
ZollieFerrell

When it comes to douchebaggery...he takes the prize. There are a few avatars that are just like this on FLR or A4F, but this one is exceptionally gag-worthy. It screams "crook" and obviously he is making out like a bandit when it comes to thieving new users with his Net Income Solutions and zmanfreebies or whatever the hell he calls it. It may not have made my list if he showed the lady behind him.

SureTrader

I might have to do an entry on the worst usernames, because this would be on that list as well. The avatar itself is just a pic of himself -- with some kind of layer or whatever the proper term is for that filter that makes it look extra cheesy. What makes it even worse is the "The SURE TRADER" underneath. I'm sure it's one of the worst avatars I have seen.

Chicago

Oh Chicago....this guy's neurons misfire all the time. His avatar just solidifies that argument. Let's see...first there's the huge "Chicago" covering his forehead...we know who this guy is already (and I don't mean by the stupidity in his posts...I mean by the username that goes right above an avatar). There's a cute little "FLR" going across the left side. How touching...he cares so much he added it in his avatar. Then there's a mysterious J. What could it mean? Juvenile? Jewels? Jarhead? Probably jerkoff. (Okay, so someone told me what it stood for after I had already typed this, so I'd rather not correct it). The crappiest part is the sales pitch underneath. His attempts to hook noobs...fishing for them (trying to become a master baiter?) with that stupid sales pitch is ridiculous. "Professional mentor"? As opposed to the amateurs? And get this...he gives bonuses! Avatars....and signatures. If his own avatar is any indication of the work he'll put in for others' avatars then there's no point trading with this clown.

5
Lrsamuel

Leslie, The Freebie Guy. This guy takes the "freebies is a business" to a whole new level. Just look at his website... www.thefreebieguy.net - it's like taking the PPD way of life and expanding on it to try to brainwash non-freebiers. Of course, he can't leave out the FLR noobs...so he finds a pic of his extra GQ model type pose...slaps on The Freebie Guy tag on it, and there you have it.

MicMarino

Not much needs to be said here...except....what does "Very Newbie Friendly" mean? I mean, are there any users who are newbie non-friendly? Maybe there are and I just haven't seen them, but honestly, who would say "newbies not welcome"? In this new age, the only way to trade is to find newbies considering pros like MicMarino here probably never do offers.

3
jwg_trader

jwg_trader.....GOODNESS. This is like if Chicago's avatar and Juden's avatar mated. Where do I begin with this avatar?? You got a guy posed as if he owns some kind of corporation. I can see right through it...it screams: "I can afford this suit, can you guys believe it?? Now trade with me! Please? Please!!" He has the same dumb messages as Chicago....do these people have no shame? No sense of decency. Let's just whore out the avatar spot to steal noobs. I can understand if it was something creative, but a generic picture of yourself in a suit with an infomercial-like message and that weird vertical username thing is nothing to be proud of. The gag factor for this avatar is reaching the "monksmom's love-fest for Leo" territory.

2
green4phoenix

I have no clue what makes this worse than some of the others, but to me, this is clearly the second worst avatar I have seen in the freebie scene. Something about holding up that hundred dollar bill (I'm hoping that is a hundred dollar bill...if not, feel free to make fun of me) -- and with that goofy looking smile. Of course the "PPD mentor" has to be there...I mean, how else could a newbie know that a person holding up a hundred dollar bill with a euphoric (orgasmic?) look on her face is a PPD mentor?

stefanomen

There is no way anybody can beat this. I posted this in one of the FLR blog entries, but this is definitely the top dog when it comes to horrible avatars. He's actually pointing! I can't believe it. It's a double point...two fingers in a dorky sideways pose. It doesn't say much ("You can do it too"...do what exactly? Become a douchebag?) -- but they do say a picture is worth a thousand words (and no, I'm not going to type a thousands words describing this...but a few will do). This is like a mixture of bad positive motivational speaking and an infomercial-like selling point. Something like "Trust me...I went from being a nobody to a millionaire -- my product will work for you...with just 12 easy payments of $29.99; you can do it too! Act now and receive my special manual on how to become an imbecile absolutely free!" So congratulations stefanomen...you have topped my top 10 worst avatars list.

How much are you worth?

2009-07-20T14:43:00.002-04:00

This is a blog entry that I had written awhile back. I was going to add to it, then I decided to scrap it when Wes turned into Leo a few months back... but whatever...I guess I can use it now.

So how much are you worth? It's really hard to put a price on a person...it's hard to know how much one is worth exactly. So let's see how much I'm worth...

cmcalli has banned me 7 times so far from A4F using the 24 hour ban item from the store as of May 19. Let's see....250k points is worth $80 (cmcalli is buying points to ban me...sad!)...so let's see...$80 x 7 days = $560 so far. By the end of the week....I'll be worth closer to $1k. Add to that the few times cmcalli has changed my signature and my avatar and I'll definitely be pushing past that $1k mark. I wonder how much he had to spend on his wife before they got together. I know cmcalli has a crush on me, but cheating on his wife...I don't really go for that.

So how much is cmcalli worth? Well...the easy answer would be "worthless"....but one skank comedian woman's trash is another comedian's treasure. Yeah, I think he's worth some gold. Comedic gold...from his run-on sentences to his lack of intellect to his lame life (or was it lame wife?). Here's how much his life is worth....he goes to work, and sets his alarm for the perfect time to attack in battlemod....sets his alarm to ban me right on time. He obviously neglects his child, cause battlemod is a little more important to him than that child. His worthless life continues during work, where he decides to type out long-winded paragraphs with little substance in topics he doesn't care about. He works at a company filled with liars and cheaters....dwid/bigcock/opher (oh wait, that's his other username!). His wife is a comedian with no jokes. She is the laughingstock of the comedic world. I should know, I'm an amateur comedian with better jokes than his wife. In fact, she knew she had no jokes...she knew that and decided that marrying Chris would work out well, since he's a walking joke. If nothing else, she'd have him.

He has the balls to say he knows why I was demodded, but doesn't have the nuts to say that he was only modded because he is good friends with emoney. He did absolutely nothing while he was a mod....and he became a supermod. Why? Again, because emoney felt the need to be loyal to a jackass. But everyone knew that. A lot of staffers talked about it amongst ourselves...about how he never deserved to be modded...but no one said anything to emoney at the time. Well, I'm saying it now...and I know emoney does read these blog entries in his spare time. Your friend is a moron, and you modding him is a slap in the face to all the hard working staffers. I'm not talking about myself, but there are people far superior to cmcalli, and the fact that he was even modded before Twon is ridiculous. The fact that the guy can't keep a trade....the fact that the guy frauds offers and the like and is given a pass by you is ridiculous. And how about the fact that the ONLY bit of modding he has ever done was when he was looking at IP addresses of battlemodders, trying to figure out if any cheated. So the only bit of modding that he did was because of his precious battlemod game.

I have to admit though....getting under cmcalli's skin has been a joy. I thought the FLR mom's were bad with hormones all out of whack and anger issues about my blog entries. cmcalli has been a lot more emotional, which has made me a very happy man. Spending money and points on me AND making me happy? Oh cmcalli, how will I ever resist you? Silly, silly boy. You went from being your wife's walking joke to my punchline.

Trainn, stop training my referrals with your amazing ways!

2009-07-15T15:50:00.000-04:00

Ah, remember the good old days? When congas worked, and a ton of people got free refs on TraInn sites. Remember when you could ask your friends to help you get a free Xbox 360? Remember when they would think you were crazy for being sucked into this "internet scam".....but then you proved them wrong when you got the 360? Man...the good old days. Great stuff, when good sites were the ones that had the least amount of offers required with the most amount of payout per referral. TraInn has not changed since those good old days. So one could naturally assume that people would still love TraInn for all of its awesomeness. Of course, that's not taking into account the craziness of the PPD/FLR crowd. Let's take a closer look at the psychobabble of a particular uber-moron named Chicago. (Link here)

I don't know about anyone else but if Trainn is removed that would be a huge, huge blessing. Think about it...

What is the #1 targeted site by scammers?

What is the site that, by far, takes longer than ANY other site ever has to respond to tickets, approve orders, etc, etc, etc?

What is the site that causes new referrals' minds to be poisoned by thinking all sites should be "one offer sites?"

Honestly I'd be thrilled if, when things pick back up around here, I never have to hear one of my referrals tell me they don't want to work on the standard style sites because some other trader here already paid them $30 to $50 for ONE green on a Trainn site. I'll be dancing naked in the streets if that could be done with.

What kind of prick would make this comment? Probably the kind who has an avatar of himself looking awfully confused. He even dared to say "think about it" before proceeding to mention garbage statements that he didn't really think about. Since he's having problems with his neurons firing and all, I guess I'll do the thinking for him. First he says what's the number one site that scammers target. I'd say TraInn. But it's only FLR morons who check every single one of their referrals who are the ones complaining about that. See, back in the good old days, traders learned how to tell a scammer apart from a legit trader. It's why the old schoolers rarely get scammed while the FLR dunces continue with half-assed rants like the one above. Then he asks what site takes the longest to answer support tickets, approve orders, and a bunch of et ceteras smudged in for added effect. To that I say...TraInn again. But it's only the Chicago-type morons who need a support ticket answered in a few minutes. An old schooler doesn't need a support ticket answered in a few minutes because of a lot of reasons (not needing money to pay bills, not needing money to continue with "business", not needing to check every single referral, etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc.).

What he said next takes the "dunce cap" prize. He said that TraInn poisons referrals' minds...into thinking that all sites should be one offer sites. What in the world. Did I hear that right? Nope, I heard nothing. But I sure as hell read it correctly! TraInn sites are poisoning referrals' minds. HUH??? I couldn't believe there was no uproar about this foolish statement...in fact, some people actually agreed with him! Before I go on...does anyone remember this from my first blog entry ever...?

TraInn is just too good -- TraInn is just too good. Just ask our young friend. I couldn't make up the following if I was a comedian...it's just too funny. So our friend was trading for sites other than TraInn and realized everyone was doing TraInn sites. So what's his solution? TraInn should make their sites harder. No...f@# me, he wasn't kidding. TraInn should make their sites harder to complete so traders on A4F can trade their NON-TraInn sites. That's right Transcendent Innovations...you better help out your competition! "Are you completely sure you mean this?"....yes, he replied he thought it was the right thing to do. If this doesn't make you go , I don't know what will. Definitely an A4F Classic Moment.

That was youngcannon....telling us that TraInn sites are actually too easy to complete. I'm trying to think of youngcannon could have resurfaced over at FLR as Chicago. I mean, what the hell is going on here? Youngcannon was trying to trade other sites and figured out that TraInn was clearly the best...and YC's solution was for TraInn to make their sites harder. Chicago -- similar story. Except, his referrals are being poisoned by TraInn. So let's think about this for a minute. Instead of saying, "most other site sucks...most of them should be like TraInn" -- they have this backwards thinking...TraInn is so amazing, no other site can compete, they should go down a level to even the playing field.

What Chicago is most mad about is the fact that he can't brainwash his referrals as long as they know about TraInn. With TraInn out of the way, he can hook a referral and make them do multiple sites for him. Just look at his posts....any time someone asks a question, he tells them to get a mentor. Like this topic -- he clearly knows very little about TraInn sites, and instead of just shutting his mouth, he tells the guy to get a mentor for "one on one" training. There is no doubt in my mind what his plans were...try to hook this newcomer and continue with the brainwashing. I guess his training sessions have been going sour ...something like:

Chicago: "Hi, I am here to train you"
Referral: "Trainn, right?"
Chicago: "No...train...here is my referral link: (insert link here)...just do 12 offers and get paid $30!!!!! While learning!!!!!"
Referral: "Why don't I just do TraInn sites, and get paid the same amount and just do one offer"
Chicago: "DAMN YOU TRAINN , STOP TRAINING MY REFERRALS WITH YOUR AMAZING WAYS!!"

People like one offer sites...that is obvious. The ones who hate it are the ones who need referrals for their cookie cutter repeatable, free green, $40 per ref, 2-3 offer per credit, FSR scripted-type sites. And for those of you who think this was a momentarily lapse in Chicago's judgment...think again:

They were by far the biggest target for scammers and notorious for corrupting new referrals into thinking ALL sites should be "one offer to green" sites with huge payouts. If we can be done with those days then we'd all have a lot more to gain in the long run if you think about it.

So yeah. I guess the great sites that require just one offer and give out huge amounts of money...that's just such a hassle! The PPD mentors tell everyone that they pride themselves in the caring of their referrals or pupils or whatever they call them these days. I've said it all along...they don't care about these people...they just want to hook them in to do the dirty work. Chicago proves it here...basically saying referrals with an easy time doing sites are harder to brainwash, so therefore, these easy sites should be banned for the benefit of the hookers (if you catch my drift). Now can someone please PM him on FLR for me (you will be banned because he will do that whole sucking Leo's egg roll and try to get another sticky on his face -- but it'll be worth it for sure).

The New FreeLunchRoom (and why I still love to make fun of it)

2009-07-03T16:28:00.002-04:00

Simply put, I'm blogging about this post: Here

The status of our friend Leo says "What will the critics say next?" It's a great question...and the funniest part is, he answers the question! The answer is "LOL". That's what the critics will say next. I don't see why the critics would change their stance anyway...he's done nothing to change his past and has done nothing to change FLR's future. Let's go on to the post itself:

FLR Members,

After months of hard work, we are excited to show you guys what we have been working on! We appreciate the patience that you have all shown while we were slowing things down to work on these features. It was very important for us to focus on these features before we started getting newbies in here. Without further ado the largest FLR update ever:

FLR Members,

After years of extorting, scamming, frauding, and stealing plenty of money -- Leo has hired people with that money to re-design the site.

I really can't believe how many are just falling for this. He pretends that he intentionally slowed down FLR traffic to work on the design. But why wouldn't he, right? Why not slow down the traffic and alienate the people who are so easily tricked into paying Leo whatever he wants? He likes to bring in a lot of business references -- he explains things as if he actually owns a legit business in the "real world". So how about using it now? Let's see...recently I saw Pepsi redesign their logo. Did they "slow things down" while they were working on it? Yeah, I'm sure that would have gone over well...customers would want Pepsi, but all they would get is a sign that says "hey, we'll be right back (in a few months)...we're redesigning our logo". What does one have to do with the other? As if a huge amount of traffic would stop a redesign...pshh. And of course, there's the sentence saying he wanted to focus on these new features before bringing in the newbies. There are no newbies...the genius thing about Leo is, he knows his FLR members better than they know themselves. He knows that a redesign and another promise of new users would get more people to buy stickies...and whatever else they buy to pay this guy.

New Design

Structurally, no significant changes have been made to the forum. It should be fairly easy for most people to just pick up where they left off from the old design.

Yes, if you read his posts close enough, you will see what is really going on. Nothing has changed! He said it himself. And yet, there are so many people that are so excited about this. Just read the replies and everyone either is super excited or they are pretending to be excited. Just think about what site owners do when their sites become stale or not popular anymore. They just redesign, relaunch, have a promo, and pretend everything is alright. Most of the time, these sites still end up failing. You can't just put on a mask and pretend to be someone else. It's the same old crappy site with a new design.

FLR Instant Messenger

If you look on the bottom of your browser window, you'll see FLR's in-house instant messenger. Now you don't have to worry about if the person is on AOL, Yahoo Messenger, MSN Messenger, etc. As soon as they are logged in they will pop up on your buddy list. It works on all of the pages so you can navigate freely and still use the chat simultaneously.

Yeah!! FLR instant messenger! Now when you need to spam someone, you don't even have to work at it. No need to get their AIM screen name or their yahoo ID -- you just add them as a friend on FLR and bam! Spam away. You thought noobs were overwhelmed with the sparkly glitter, the pages and pages of infomercial like trade threads, the instructions that would spin even a veterans' mind, and the tutorials that try to brainwash any and every noob that reads them -- well, now noobs have to deal with the spam in the instant messenger. I wonder how long it will take for one vulture to attack another vulture for stealing their "fresh meat" new user.

New Freebie Sites

We're excited to reveal the new freebie sites on FreeLunchRoom! We've been helping these new site owners with design work, hosting, offer inventory, and we're very excited for them to be launching! A few actually impressed us to the point where we ended up acquiring them. The new site owners will be individually announcing themselves and their own promotions in the next few days as well.

Ah, lies come so easy to Leo, don't they? As you guys know, Shaz from Rocketbills already proved that Leo owned ALL of the new sites from the very beginning. There were no new owners. (click here to view Shaz's RocketBills) -- he's always owned all these, thinking that "new" sites would stir up some commotion and maybe even gather up some new traffic. Of course, it won't REALLY work. It's just the way Leo's mind works (not very well). A few of the new sites are listed under the "independent freebie sites" section. Don't let this fool you (why am I telling people not to let this fool them? FLR members would let a Nigerian prince fool them). He pretends there will be new site owners...these "owners" are just new usernames that Leo will or has created. Don't be surprised to see new owners post exactly like Leo does. And if you don't know how Leo posts, it's just like how Vbux Jon posts. Flowery language which means basically nothing, but the loony-bin heads are easily fooled by it. Anyone remember "exceeding expectations every day?" or the "40 man hours" working to help the crediting on their sites? Oy vey. Trust me, some wacko language will be posted by these "new owners".

Uniform and Centralized Tutorials

Check out the new tutorials area where you'll find the entire guide to freebies. Between this and the FAQ every bit of information new members and traders alike can find out everything they need to know. We'll continue to update this for the next few days as it still needs to be refined in some areas.

Ha, "centralized" tutorials....really? This will surely go over well with the FLRians, right? Oh wait! Wrong...this is (or was) on page one of the tutorials:

Most people start off doing a couple of green for green trades. This is where do offers on someones site in exchange for them doing an offer on your own. This way you both make the same amount of money, and it only costs you the offers you completed!

It seems perfect -- green for green. It's actually the obvious thing people should do to start off. But wait! Mr. "I have 800+ TR" ksarner says that he thinks it was a mistake. Yeah ksarner, they should put "new users should start off by finding a mentor, so the mentor can pretend to feel important by feeding them false information and pretending this is a business...the mentor will then proceed to leech off of the new user by making them do as many sites and offers as the new user can handle...all the while pretending that this is "teaching" the new user how freebies work." I'm guessing if something like that was in the tutorials section, ksarner would have no problem. As long as the leeches get to latch on for a daily feeding.

Part 2 of this blog entry has also been posted...

The New Freelunchroom....part 2

2009-07-03T16:26:00.001-04:00

Please Read Part 1 first....(okay, I guess you don't have to...)

Sticky Thread Order Coming Soon!

We'll be announcing when the next sticky order will be within a few days once everyone gets settled in.

Ah, and we come to the real reason for this "relaunch". Sticky threads. He's banking on them buying the stickies, even without traffic. Will it work? I think it will! Just read the replies of some of these FLRians:

i love it !!!!!!!!!!!! great work admin !!! awesome!! love the new design!!

and

Holy smokes. This is so awesome. Love it! Thanks Admin and Glad you did a great job.

Do you really think people with that kind of mindset won't buy a sticky because of the words of what they think is a hero? Oh, they will, and Leo will have more money to do something like this in the future. It will be a vicious cycle, at least for a few more months. But how can he assure people that a sticky will be worth it....?

PS - Although we have been testing the site extensively for the past few weeks, we realize that there will be some bugs that we couldn't foresee. We're launching this before we open up our traffic so we can take care of these issues.

...a promise of traffic. He's going to "open our traffic". What does that even mean? Is the internet really a series of tubes? One of the tubes is clogged up, and Leo will use plumbing skills to unclog the tube and the traffic will start flowing again...? That's really how it works, doesn't it? All you gotta do is click a button and bam, people will flow into FLR. It's sad really, that people think that it works that way. Now let's look at some more of the FLR members' replies:

I can honestly say....I am BEYOND impressed!!

LOVE this new layout, you've no idea how much more user friendly - excellent use of white space and well....just love the whole darned thing:)

lol...I knew glad was already on my Christmas card list for this year, but I've gotta say, admin....lol...my hand's on my pen right now, ready to add ya!!

Sincerely...thank you both for some great efforts and of course ,free greens...gotta go get mine now:) Thanks and looking forward to MORE:)

Does anyone have any doubts who posted this?? Yeah, it is monksmom...she's taken the spot of Leo's number one ass-kisser. Leo can post that he's going to charge an extra $10 for a sticky, and monksmom's reply would go something like: "That is great news!! Whelp...this will help FLR so much, and we will see so many improvements, it's great!". Kissing a boss's ass is one thing. Giving that "boss" (mind you, he's no boss, but let's pretend he is for FLRians sake) a massage with a happy ending is something totally different. "Oh glad and admin, you guys are on my Christmas list, thank you oh so much guys" -- everyone reading that reply is gagging...but, then again, so is she...in her own way, if you catch my drift. She wasn't done there though...

Wow! We DO have flood gates....look at the mass of returning traders...woohoo!

Yeah, OMG...flood gates of users who have already "jumped the fence" and would never do offers again! Yeah!! That's so exciting for the business-minded cutthroat mentors -- they love seeing more vultures going after the few new users that show up. Monksmom is a new breed of mentors...she thinks that there will be floodgates and she thinks sucking up is the best move at this point. You can tell people want to criticize Leo, but are holding back because of the small glimmer of hope they hold on to. Here is someone that has all but given up hope:

Has anybody seen a NEWBIE lately??? Its been a while and I have forgotten what they look like..lol.. Which link do I click on to find these fellows??

...but someone has to defend Leo, right? And who will that be? Leo himself? Gladiator? No! It will have to be monksmom:

I've seen quite a few and from the increases in trs around the forum, I ain't the only one:) BUT...they gotta click YOU...you can't click them, silly:) LOL!!!

OH yeah, there's a plethora of new users out there, ready to be your slaves, but the problem is, you're not good at attracting these slaves. Great excuse. "Hey, put more smilies in your signature, and put more glitter in your trade thread". Yeah, maybe then the new users will "click" you...whatever that means. I'm sure this is the same excuse Leo will use. He'll conjure up fake TR amongst fake users. He'll point out how well they're doing, and then claim that the people who are not getting trades are simply not "working" well enough. Oh monksmom, you must make Leo so proud...giving him great ideas on how to hide his faults and failures.

Now there are other great comments in that thread, too many to get into in depth. But there was Chicago wanting to "talk" (ie - suck up) to Leo via the instant messenger. Monksmom wanted to do the same thing. Everyone saying that they can't wait for the traffic, as if it is bound to happen. And then there was that moron saying putting the "home" link up top is so user-friendly, as if clicking the HUGE freelunchroom logo was too difficult to figure out. But then there's this avatar that I saw...it made me nauseous..

Someone please confirm that that is, in fact, the worst avatar in the history of avatars. I've seen some horrible ones on A4F and FLR, but this one has to be the leader of the pack. Billy Mays is rolling over in his grave right now. Just pathetic!

Hodgepodge

2009-06-27T17:58:00.022-04:00

"It's a complete lie, why do people buy these papers? It's not the truth I'm here to say. You know, don't judge a person, do not pass judgement, unless you have talked to them one on one. I don't care what the story is, do not judge them because it is a lie." --Michael Jackson--

Okay, this is just going to be a hodgepodge (like the title!) of some goings on in the freebie world. As just about everyone in the world knows...Michael Jackson died. And, of course, the freebie world decided to show class and respect by calling him a child molester. To me, this is a little race based (on the media's part...not the users' part). I don't know if racism is involved, but I find it awfully suspicious that right when the people found out that Macaulay Culkin (America's "sweetheart" kid at the time) was sleeping in the same house as Michael Jackson (shock!), the entire media world went crazy. I don't know what the news was like back when Elvis died, but Elvis had sex with a 14 year old when he was 24. No one really mentions that, at least not these days. Is it race based? I don't know. He usually transcended all that...

Speaking of race and racists...wow, how many racists are there in the Freebie World? There was Freebieteacher who called me a terrorist, and something about a grenade. It was very generic. There was qmiller...called me a terrorist...and that's it. Even more generic than FT was. Qmiller was banned from FLR....bam, roasted. FT - either banned or suspended from A4F...can't remember what happened...anyway, bam, roasted. Who else? Cmcalli...same generic thing. Terrorist, blah, blah...and now he's in seclusion somewhere listening to generic jokes by his comedic wife. I'm sure there were more of those, but then there was a recent one:

Niggerbone you little slut
For somebody that hates flr so much you sure spend a lot of your worthless time stalking it. Lay down and let me titty fuck you while you're here baby. Your kind needs a good raping.

It was a PM I got over at FLR...by a guy named Chicago. I guess he figured out all the context clues in my last blog entry and he sure wasn't pleased! I guess I'm a black terrorist of some kind, who knows...but not only that, I'm a slut. And apparently, Chicago likes sluts so much, he wants to do me! Oh man. I don't know if I should run or call the attorney that won the $22 million from MJ. I didn't think Chicago would have standards in women...the guy certainly has no morals. This just proves it. He actually WANTS to have sex with a person he thinks is a slut. If he does plan on raping me, I hope he plans on wearing a condom...getting herpes from this dude would suck. Either way, comedy just doesn't work for this dude. Failure of a PM for a failure of a person.

Then there was this gem:

http://www.freelunchroom.com/board/f152/forget-i-said-anything-geesh-178360-4.html

I don't want a muslim running this country and I think I have all the right in the world to say this, I've been there.

Yeah, there's no way around that comment. It's racist. And there were cheerleaders too.."Oh heck yeah, down with them Muslims!". Oh Muhammad...what will we ever do with these freaks. I didn't really want to turn this into a full scale racist blog entry, but damn, FLR/PPD mentors really know how to conceal their racism /endsarcasm

Oh, then there's 07 Ed. 07 Ed -- it's like I just got rid of a cmcalli and he's reincarnated as 07 Ed. Let's see...both are negligent parents...both think they are clever enough to match wits with me. Both decide to ban me when they realize that it's impossible to match me word-for-word. Both use points, not brains. Both ask their kids for advice when dealing with me. Of course, cmcalli has a comedienne wife -- probably an amateur who gets boo'd out of all the venues she hits. 07 Ed's wife is probably related to him in some way, creating a child with a sloped forehead. I think the conversation earlier went a little something like this:

Lil Ed: "Hey daddy, why are you crying?"
07 Ed: "Someone made fun of me on A4F!"
Lil Ed: "Make fun of him back then daddy"
07 Ed: "I...I...son...I'm not smart enough to do that"
Lil Ed: "Call him moron, daddy"
07 Ed: "Son...you are a genius! Where did you learn that?"
Lil Ed: "That's what mommy calls you when you're not around"

This guy 07 Ed loves the Word Association thread. This thread is one of the worst threads in the history of the Freebie World. No really, what's the purpose of this thread, you ask? You post a word (or two) and then someone posts another word (or two) repeatedly. Forever. Very exciting stuff. It's like..."let's take the dumbest concept we can think of...and start a thread". There have been other ridiculous ones. On A4F there was a "A-Z movies" thread...you know, post a movie with one letter, and another movie that starts with the next letter and so on. Except, movies can be used more than once. What? So just keep posting the same thing over and over. I guess redundancy is really a drug to these people. There's a thread on FLR that says "count to a million"...yes, you literally keep posting numbers until you get to a certain one. 07 Ed would love that one. There's a thread that takes the cake though...it's called "I have the last word in this thread". Literally, you just post that you have the last word in the thread (or some variant). That's it, then you win. But wait! Someone will post after you, and then you lose. Aww. Losing sucks. So what do you do? You post AGAIN! No, really, all you do is keep posting. If people thought Transformers 2 was a mind-numbing mindless mushy-ness -- then these threads would turn you into a blob of fatty skin/fat with little nerves, no brain matter, the size of the people from Wall-E in a coma with a feeding tube and a catheter used to pee. Goodness. Someone post in the official posting thread and ask how official it really is.

On another note, my character finally made it to the big time. In a video directed to Shahzil from RocketBills -- I was played by some woman...she did a decent job. Unfortunately, the only thing my character was supposed to do was stand there. But damn, that actor played that part to perfection. I'm hoping to play myself in a role somewhere down the line. Maybe in "Schizo takes down Kim Jong-Il". Hopefully Leo is available to play his part. For those of you who haven't seen it yet, here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgcu_HwIOEA

Psychological Problems

2009-06-18T05:30:00.017-04:00

"It was an idea, who knows where they come from? Isaac Newton invented gravity because some asshole hit him with an apple." - Christopher, from The Sopranos

Ah, the Freebie World is something else, isn't it? That's why the name of this blog is "Only in the Freebie World"....I don't think you could find this combination of odd events and crazed individuals anywhere else. Well, maybe a psych ward. The Freebie World Psych Ward...filled with all kinds of nuts. What kind of psychological problems inflict people in the freebie world? Let's take a closer look...

Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder
Characterized by obsessions (recurrent/persistent thoughts that are intrusive and inappropriate with marked anxiety and distress) and compulsions (repetitive behaviors/mental acts that act on the obsessions). It is often time consuming -- interfering with normal daily living.

Well, let's see...how does this fit into our freebie world? I think it's fairly obvious....obsessions.... repeated thoughts marked with anxiety and distress. A PPD/FLR member they definitely have obsessions (which are the referrals that they want to dupe into going green for them). Not only are they obsessed with getting referrals...they are anxiety-riddled and full of distress. And the compulsions to act on those obsessions? Well, we've seen the trade threads. We've seen the forum signatures. We've seen the tutorials. These monstrosities just confirm the OCD in the PPD/FLR crowd. I don't even have to go to FLR to find examples...here's a great trade thread: CRAZY TRADE THREAD. And the tutorials are even longer than that thread. Not only that, but they take OCD to a whole new level. Bumping trade topics every 6 hours on the dot....refusing to sleep when a trade thread is pinned (I've heard Lucky say she was tired, but couldn't sleep because her trade thread was stickied...).

Delusional Disorder
a psychiatric diagnosis denoting a psychotic mental illness that involves holding one or more non-bizarre delusions. It is a stable disorder characterized by the presence of delusions to which the patient clings with extraordinary tenacity.

Ah, the ever so popular delusional disorder. And our world is FILLED with the delusional. There are plenty of examples, but I'd like to go to this thread to find a delusional character. Here's a guy asking if there are any sites where he can just get referrals instead of having to complete an offer. We all know the answer is simple: find a site that will give you a free green (95% of the cookie cutter sites will do this). This would be the answer if it was a normal person. But we're talking about the crazy world...here's Chicago's answer:

"The fact that you are asking that question shows that you are not ready to ascend to that level. You need to work with a mentor and complete offers for them in exchange for pay AND guidance so you can eventually learn how to be a mentor yourself and refer other people."

I'm a little crazy myself, so I know what that actually translates to..."I will only tell you the answer if you do my sites...not just one, but a lot of them...if you don't want to, then you won't get the answer." -- the problem is, Chicago has a problem....delusional disorder, and I can't really blame him for being this way. There are a lot of types of delusional disorder...one particular one is the grandiose type, defined as a delusion of inflated worth, power, knowledge, or identity. Chicago proves to have this condition in the very same thread...a few posts later when he types:

Do you even know what you're talking about? I'm going to guess not since you aren't even qualified to answer the question.

Sure, the completely random person he was replying to has 0 TR (whoops, iTR), and 1 post...but that completely random person also gave a completely correct answer. But Chicago, with his grandiose type delusional disorder thinks he has the knowledge, and he alone. Not only does the original person not have the right to know the actual answer to the question, but a person who actually answers correctly doesn't have the right to answer the question.

Histrionic Personality Disorder
This personality disorder is characterized with being overly dramatic, overly emotional, and hungry for attention. Also characterized by flirtatiousness, but being emotionally shallow.

These are probably so obvious that I don't even need to explain them. At some point, I think even the oranges can see a little bit of these disorders in them. First...there's the overly dramatic. And I know what some are thinking..."OMG, you're the dramatic one, causing all this drama". I think if theatrics bred success in the real world, the oranges wouldn't even be on A4F. These are people who take drama to a whole new level, especially by repeating the phrase "there's too much drama". And then there's overly emotional. Do I even need to go through this? Just looking at the comments from a few of my blogs will prove this to be true. And then there's hungry for attention. Oh heck yeah, they are. From flashy glittery images to big, bold, colored texts, these are some of the most attention-seeking people I have met anywhere.

Antisocial Personality Disorder
Some characteristics: An abiding sense of entitlement -- believing they have an inalieanable right to want something or to do something. Argumentative with authority. Family history of poor limit setting/lack of discipline.

I can probably have a whole blog entry about these people being "entitled to ___" and have a bunch of things that can fill in that blank (maybe I might just do that). So for now, my example will be of an old thread....almost a year ago, ilovefree posted this thread. This guy got scammed...but unlike most people, he blamed paypal. As for the person who scammed him? He doesn't care about that person. He seemed very happy about the fact that he called paypal and demanded money and got $20 out of it for being an ass. Apparently, this company is so big, that they should pay him for being an idiot and getting scammed. Ilovefree further stated that it was paypal's fault that he lost money. Then he claimed that it is his opinion that paypal owes him. Ah yes, the "silver spoon" syndrome...it's prevalent throughout the freebie world...I just wish someone would shove the silver spoon down their throats.

Narcisstic Personality Disorder
Enmeshed into their own accomplishments, either imagined or real. Self-importance, craving for admiration, exploitative attitude towards others. Extremely angry if criticized or outshone. Unrealistic views of their talents and accomplishments.

Now this is basically the definition of one person. The person from Texas with Sicilians friends if you catch my drift. The accomplishments, in this case, are imagined, and are repeated by this person to make themselves feel good (whether pretending to have fake awards, pretending to have multiple million dollar business, pretending to have a high IQ or pretending to have a friends in high places). Craving for admiration...now c'mon...the Texan lives for attention and admiration by creating fake stories. And don't even get me started on when she (or he) gets criticized....when this person gets criticized, the stories come out of left field. And then there's the exploitative attitude towards others. Exploitation comes naturally for this person...taking new users for a ride by making them do multiple sites and pretending to help them.

All in all, the Freebie World is filled with psychos. I mean, I didn't even get to comment on cat2390220109 claiming to talk to Jesus. No really...I asked her if she meant it in a metaphorical sense, but she says she actually heard Jesus talk to her and says she talks back. I didn't even get to the separation anxiety that the mentors felt when leaving FLR. I didn't even get to the avoidant personality disorder that some oranges feel (by shying away from situations that might expose their inadequacies). I didn't even get to the facititious disorders (faking illnesses to get the sympathy of others). Or the definition of insanity -- doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. Of course, insanity would be attributed to freeb8ter. This is the person who kept getting referrals for a certain site even after criticizing them because she said that the referrals wanted to do that site. She kept doing this and kept complaining, thinking that doing the same thing over and over would get her a different result. We didn't get to the psychotics, the mood disorders, the bipolars, and all that...

Oh yeah and we didn't even get to the Schizo.....

The Best of FLR tutorials...part 1

2009-06-11T19:24:00.006-04:00

A few weeks back (or was it last month?)...gogoLeo (my new name for gogoWes) made a deal with Project Pay Day. There were a lot of crappy decisions made including giving them a discount on membership and letting them have their own special tags (not to mention the carry-over TRs and whatever else was going on). Wes basically became the Leo of this year. He even went as far as to delete threads where he is criticized. I guess greed really does change a person. I'm not going to leave A4F, like other people have suggested doing, because of two reasons. One...because I'm basically banned everywhere else. And two...because more PPD members/mentors on A4F means more blog entries about their wacky world. So I decided here to show what kind of people Wes has made a deal with....this is a series I call Best of FLR Tutorials...(it might end up being part 1 of 1)

Just the title of this thread makes me vomit a little.

THIS IS YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!!
It seems to me that alot of newbies get frustrated because they aren't making big money right away or because they have a problem or two early on and end up quitting before they ever really get started. Like I said, this is a business and operates basically the same as any business you would start. There are things that newbies need to understand in order to be successful.

This just makes me want to slap my forehead and hang my head. This is your own business??? Really? This guy, cdluca910, is telling people that this is a business, but not only that, but this is YOUR OWN business. Yeah, I'm sure. Can you produce a business license of some kind? He goes as far as to tell people that this is just like any other business. Yeah, I'm sure every other business would have douchebags create tutorials for the "good" of others. (The guy has 59 posts and 11 trades completed...not even sure if this person had that much when the tutorial was first created). After monksmom told him that not everyone takes this as a business, he says this:

Lets look at FLR and the concept behind it. When you start out by greening for someone else you are being paid for a service you are providing them(You are an employee). When your paying someone to green for you, you are paying them for their work and making money from the IFW in return(Guess what? That means you're the owner of the business). Interacting with others , posting, participating in the forums has another name as well. It's called business networking. Whether you choose to view FLR as a business or as a hobby, the simple fact is that it follows a basic business model. Like it or not, everything you do on is follows this business model. Even if it is not trade related, you are marketing your thread evrytime you post or PM someone. It's called your signature. Once again, EVERYTHING you do on FLR follows a basic business model whether you choose to view it like that or not.

For someone with just 11 trades completed! He must suck at this "business". I've been doing this as a hobby for years now, and I have over 12,000 trades completed (275 on A4F, a few on FLR and FIPG, and over 9,000 on schizerbone.blogspot). Posting on a forum, he says, is called "business networking". What in the f@#? And gogoLeo decides to align himself with these people? These are people who have never seen a forum in their life and are just getting used to the internet. They sign up for FLR and think it's some kind of business platform. It's a FORUM. Fun fact of the day: There are many forums across the internets...some don't have anything to do with freebie sites. There is no "networking" going on in those forums...there are people typing, reading replies, typing back...it's like a conversation...on the computer. SHOCKING. And because of gogoLeo's greed, we have people with this mindset coming into A4F. cdluca and his people are jackasses who will try to rape noobs into doing their sites...they don't care about new users. I'm just going to take the assumption that Leo...I mean Wes, is going to read this, so let me ask you Wes. What happens when there is no traffic on A4F and all these business-minded people leave? You won't make any more money...because the loyal users sure as hell won't be paying you from now on. You've dug yourself into a hole, and the only way out is to admit you've made a mistake.

I guess you're just unLucky

2009-05-22T04:20:00.012-04:00

"It's a new dawn...it's a new day...it's a new life for me....and I'M FEELING GOOOOOOOD!"
--Nina Simone--

Just a quick little blog entry. It comes from a comment Lucky777 made on this blog. I'll just break down the comment like I normally do.

Ok Skidmark you win…i lose… my bad!

Oh, indeed Lucky...I win -- you lose. You lost already, but I think time to throw salt on the wounds.

I guess I am the loser here who feels the need to put others down and make fun of them so that i can feel like more of a man…

I think you got it right...you like to feel like more of a man, don't you? Let me guess...you were born with a stump and they cut it off and now you have mixed feelings inside about your gender. If they didn't cut it off, you would have been just like q-paul.

Im confused now… i have a brain cramp hold on a sec… oh yeah now I remember where I was going… YOU are the one who is consistantly immature and causing drama where none needs to exist. Give it a rest man… dont be pissed cause I called you out… and if it wasnt you posting as me then you know who it was!

Consistantly eh? Creating new words just for me... how thoughtful. As for me causing drama...no, I create entertainment...the only ones who think I'm causing drama are the ones who are the butt of my jokes. As for me being pissed cause you called me out. Never dear. I know when you call me out, it will be some weak diss like calling me a terrorist or some other dimwitted comment. Plus the fact that it gives me more incentive to maul you in these blog entries.

I dont claim to be perfect or the smartest person around here but I do claim to be loyal and friendly. When someone has done good things for me then how can I speak badly about them? Obviously there is some shit between you and Leo and a few others as well but whatever it is/was… its in the past… lets move forward here. I lgenuinely ike Leo as a person… I think he has a good sense of humor and I have respect for him because he made something that brought hundreds of people together to make friends and money… and he did it better than any of the others out there!!! People say I am an asskisser and that is fine… it doesnt bother me. But I dont bow down to ADMIN… I get mad at him too occasionally and I’m sure he gets frustrated or pissed at me from time to time as well… but I am forever grateful to him and his FreeLunchRoom Forum. I have something that a lot of people seem to lose sight of… GRATITUDE!

You say you don't claim to be the smartest person around here...yeah, obviously you don't claim that. I don't claim to be Jesus freakin Christ. But are we supposed to thank you for not making outlandish claims? I don't think so. Pshh, slapping us with the obvious and then expecting to get a cookie out of it....ha.

There is some shit between me and Leo? No...I have never talked to the dude, never signed up to his crooked sites (see RBs first blog entry). In fact, the only thing I did do was get on FLR...made fun of a number of morons over there and got banned. Now you probably think something along the lines of "yeah, you got banned, and now you're mad, so you're taking it out on Leo". Nope...I was making fun of Leo before I got banned...Leo was just too stupid to realize what was happening. And moving forward? You want us to just forget Leo's past and move forward. You should get into government and tell all those up at Capitol Hill something like: "I know there was some shit between the United States and Osama bin Laden but whatever it is/was...it's in the past....let's move forward". Great logic there dumb dumb...I guess you're trying to solidify your original statement of not being the smartest person around here.

If every horrible thing that people say about Leo was true then I would still feel the way that I do! I think that if he has wronged anyone on a personal level then sure that person is entitled to be pissed… but I think for myself based on what I have been dealt. In the past two years I have made a very good amount of money… it has ALWAYS been up and down… summer usually stinks… fall is usually awesome… it cycles and I dont rely on it… but it is nice when I do make the cash… and I am greatful for it. I have gotten all of my reffs (up till this week) from FLR/Leo… sure I have done work and I have spent time but FLR/Leo has brought me the people to green and those people have brought me the money and that money has paid my bills, bought my groceries, put gas in my car, and with it my family enjoyed two really awesome Christmas’s. If FLR closed its doors tomorrow and I never had the chance to go there again I would be thankful for the time I had there not pissed off at Leo. I dont have a RIGHT to use his forum… its his… he allows me to be there. Just like youdont have the right to sit in my house or my car that I pay for… but I can offer you a room to rest if you have no where to go or a ride if you need one!!! If someone picks you up for work everyday and you dont need to worry about paying for gas or parking and then one day they cant bring you … would you be mad at them for not bringing you to work that day or greatful for all the days they did bring you??? A lot of this is all perspective. FLR and Leo have given me the chance, venue, and knowledge i needed to really make money online… how can i badmouth him/it?

First of all, you can drop the "if every horrible thing people say about Leo was true"...because everything is true. Your love for the admin has clouded your ability to see straight. So you're going to disregard the offer fraud, the scamming, the lies, deceit, etc? The guy stole money from people during the fake prizebook promo. Yet, you don't care, as long as you make money.

Hey Mr. Hitler....I ain't got no problem with you...the people you have killed should have a problem with you on a personal level, but I'm going by what I have been dealt with, and Adolf Hitler has done nothing bad to me!

I do have to laugh @ the FLR/Leo has brought me people to green. As much as I hate them, it was PPD who brought in the referrals. And you see what happens when PPD isn't there. FLR is just a bunch of stay at home moms looking to get Lucky with a young person with money (aka Leo). I'm so glad I drove you out of A4F...all we'd hear is how "greatful" you are that you are at A4F. You think that you have no right being at his forum, and he is doing you some huge favor by allowing you to stay there and trade. How blind can you be? It's the opposite, you moron. If he wasn't making money doing this, you think he would stay there out of the goodness of his heart? This is a guy that would rape his mom for money, and you think he would help you out like that? You are paying him! He is begging you guys to bring in traffic so he can make some more money. He is lying to you guys about "floodgates"...(before I continue, why the hell does he call it floodgates? Are newbies that unimportant...? I heard them called fresh meat before....typical FLR ways. Vultures. I wonder what floodgates is all about...like you guys will be flooding with traffic? Losers)....anyway, he lies to you about fake floodgates to try to get you guys to buy more pins (oh wait, they're called stickies...I guess it's cause he shoots a load everytime someone buys one) and you morons oblige because you are sheep. "Of course Leo will bring in more traffic...he is the best person on the internet, and has a good heart. He knows we need money, so he will find a way to get more people to get on FLR". All he had was PPD. Nothing else. PPD did him the biggest favor. Without it, he'd just be some geek looking to fraud offers and scam people out of money.

It really shows the kind of person you really are. No morals at all. I guess that's why you and Leo get along. "Who cares if something bad happened to others...the point is, I'm okay, and that's why I have to thank Leo". The guy ripped people off and stole money from regular people like you and me...he stole money from people with families, and all you can think of is yourself? And don't act like you were saved by Leo..."OMG, he got my family groceries". If you were really in trouble, the moron that you call a husband would sell his xbox 360 and his Xbox Live subscription (oh no, we can't do that, gaming is my life...we will starve before giving up gaming). You wouldn't go out to Chuck E. Cheese and you wouldn't order out every freakin night (do you ever wonder why you're extra plump like the hot dog you just ate?). Leo has not been helping with groceries...he's been helping you get Ballpark Franks instead of the store brand.

Let us not forget that it is not all about trades, greens, and money either!!! What about the people? I have met some awesome people in my time on FLR… many that I enjoy to chat with and be friendly with… a few that I will always hold dear and vacation with and stay friends with forever… and one in particular that has become like a sister to me, that I trust my son with, that is there when I need here and vise versa… Jade and I dont always agree (half the time we actually are on totally opposite ends of the spectrum…lol) but she is my BEST FRIEND and NOTHING Leo could do or say to me at this point would negate that friendship that I have made thru FLR…. his forum!!! I could walk away now and know that i had a great run… but luckily for me I dont have to!!! FLR is not going anywhere… and you know where you can find me!!!

Oh, that's some great logic. Let's see if I can find an analogy that suits this situation really well. So let's go back to Hitler...Hitler throws you and Jade into a concentration camp. You and Jade are best friends at this concentration camp. "Oh Jade, you and I, we don't agree on much...but you and I are so great together! I would let you take care of my son, mostly because I don't really feel like watching him". You would go as far as to thank Hitler for putting you two together. I mean, hell, it was HIS concentration camp, wasn't it? "Thank you Mr. Hitler...you didn't kill me...you didn't kill Jade...and you helped us become best of friends!"...at that point, you'd want to have sex with Hitler just like you want to pull on Leo's wanker. Great logic though. It really strengthens your original "I don't claim to be the smartest person here" claim.

So its not even just loyalty… its not ass kissing… its gratitude plain and simple! I dont know why you have chosen to pick on me… you get a laugh out of picking people apart… but most times when someone does that it is because they need to feel better about themselves. You are just one guy… a young man behind the shield of a computer… smart yes… funny and witty yes… but unfortunately you are juvenile and mean spirited lots of the time and i am asking you now to please stop harrassing me, mentioning me, posting as me, bothering me… anything that involves me in any way, shape, or forum…. please just leave me the hell alone. You must have a lot of time on your hands and not many friends in real life… may i suggest that you get out more and find a woman (or a man if you go that way!) and find out how much fun it can be to get your jollies in a different way!!

Gratitude...pshh. It's ass-kissing at its best. If Gladiator was an actual ass, you and Leo would be in Mexico handing out flyers to tourists about a donkey show. And you'd actually want to perform with Gladiator the Donkey because your boy Leo told you to. Of course, for Leo, it would be a money making opportunity, so he'd be for it. And Gladiator would just do what Leo told him, because Leo owns the donkey (sort of like he does now).

As for me being mean-spirited. Indeed...there are plenty of times when there are mean-spirited blog entries. But hey, as long as I please my peeps. There's a reason why your own friends laugh when they read my blog entries (and no, I'm not telling you which ones). They love the blog entries even if it is about you. And of course, you wanted me to leave you alone, so you throw a fit, but that's the reason I created this very blog entry. You want me to get my jollies by finding a woman.... Your husband gets his jollies by fondling a woman with breasts that go down to her feet. I get my jollies by making the sagging woman feel stupid.

This conversation was NOT rigged!!

2009-05-18T18:25:00.014-04:00

"I was gonna rip his heart out....I'm the best ever....I'm the most brutal, and the most vicious and the most ruthless champion there's ever been. There's no one that can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No, I'm Alexander, he's no Alexander...I'm the best ever...there's never been anybody as ruthless. I'm Sonny Liston, I'm Jack Dempsey, there's no one like me....I'm from their cloth...There's no one that can match me....my style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious, I want your heart...I want to eat his children....PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!" ---Mike Tyson---

Okay, I promise that while I was typing this blog entry....cmcalli IM'd me. No freakin lie, and what happened in that chat was way better than what I had planned. Instead of continuing with this blog, I'm just going to post the highlights of that conversation. Full convo is available if anyone thinks I'm making this up (and yes, he did IM me first...I'll just start off on the part where I actually IM'd him):

Schizo
9:02 PM
you got yours coming....tell me when you stop crying

Chris
9:03 PM
got it coming? i'm enjoying it....i know i can always get a good laugh at ya

Schizo
9:04 PM
of course you're enjoying it...it's why when you get pwned repeatedly, you go for the banning instead of taking the beating like a man
9:04 PM
I guess you can say, you puss out :)

Chris
9:07 PM
you'll need to try alot harder little man cause MANY people are just laughing at you not with you

Schizo
9:07 PM
no one is laughing at me except maybe your work buddies
9:08 PM
of course, your work buddies are morons, so it all works out in the end

Chris
9:09 PM
not quite pal
9:09 PM
keep going to school

Schizo
9:10 PM
keep working in a crapper

Chris
9:10 PM
lmfao
9:10 PM
get a job and we'll talk

Schizo
9:10 PM
when I'm your wife's doc and she's looking for a boob job, we can talk

Chris
9:10 PM
my job now is better then one you'll ever have pal
9:11 PM
yeah keep dreaming

Schizo
9:11 PM
well, I would, but feeling up the wife of a retard isn't really a good way for me to get excited

Chris
9:13 PM
im sure you have many retards up in your area then....low lifes like you are not wanted around here

(I corrected his grammar somewhere in the convo....)

Chris
9:18 PM
my school days are over...im not paying you to correct me. Ii dont care about my grammar on a4f or google chat. Again, you have no life and that is your comebacks....grammar this grammar that whatever i say is right cause im schizerbone FAG...seriously you are fucking worthless

Schizo
9:19 PM
lol, excessive anger is bad for blood pressure
9:19 PM
crying isn't all that bad though, so go ahead

Chris
9:19 PM
im not angry...im still laughing

Schizo
9:20 PM
uncontrollable laughter...bad sign

Chris
9:20 PM
another FAG comment. You'll have to stop talking i guess to make me stop laughing

Schizo
9:21 PM
oh, I'll keep going then....I mean, I love the fact that your only comeback is "FAG" all in caps as if it's some acronym...caps...very dangerous stuff

Chris
9:21 PM
take the dick out of your ass....perhaps that will get you to lighten up and enjoy the real world...not just the computer world

Schizo
9:21 PM
oh, dick in the ass...wow, another fag reference
9:21 PM
hey, I have a question, is your wife mentally retarded too or did she just feel bad for you?

Chris
9:24 PM
what a comeback schizer, mentally retarded...is that all you can say?

Schizo
9:24 PM
too big of a phrase?

Chris
9:24 PM
You here on a visa? if so get back to your country

Schizo
9:25 PM
nah, I'll stay in this country and terrorize your family

Chris
9:25 PM
you're doing a poor job

Schizo
9:25 PM
your kid is already terrorized...he has two morons for parents
9:26 PM
you'll do a better job messing him up than I will...

Chris
9:26 PM
look at you...go own a fucking gas station or drive a taxi
9:26 PM
you have no other career here

Schizo
9:27 PM
I'll be your kid's psychiatrist when he grows up
9:27 PM
"daddy touched me in weird places"
9:27 PM
me: "Yeah, don't blame him though, he was just trying to figure out what that thing was sticking out of you"

Chris
9:29 PM
my son at 3 is already smarter and has better comebacks then you
9:29 PM
must be an american thing

Schizo
9:29 PM
my cousin at 3 knows the difference between then and than

Chris
9:30 PM
again u have nothing

Schizo
9:30 PM
I'd rather have nothing than the wife and kid that you have

Chris
9:31 PM
you dont even know them you fucking idiot

Schizo
9:31 PM
uh oh! anger?

Chris
9:31 PM
nope

Schizo
9:31 PM
lolz

Chris
9:31 PM
we are both cracking up now

Schizo
9:31 PM
I put a z there so you understand
9:31 PM
both of you?
9:32 PM
ohh, so your wife...well, hey there
9:32 PM
how are you doing...such a polite thing you did sleeping with a handicapped person
9:33 PM
forgot the condom though...sad

Chris
9:33 PM
Being that she's a comedian.....she says dont quit your day job

Schizo
9:34 PM
a comedian? probably a clown

Chris
9:35 PM
do you fucking foreigners know anything? since when have you seen a comedian (dane cook) as a clown?

Schizo
9:36 PM
You have a clown wife....and if she's a comedian, she really needs to be helping you here
9:36 PM
you're drowning and she's just sitting there laughing

Chris
9:36 PM
at you

Schizo
9:37 PM
she's laughing at me.....making fun of you

Chris
9:37 PM
not quite...but again you thinking you know it all is kinda funny

Schizo
9:38 PM
your 3 year old is eating glue right now, and the two of you are huddled by the computer being verbally beaten down to the point where all you have left is "FAG" (in all caps mind you) and "foreigner" which is so original, I don't even think Dane Cook could have come up with that

Chris
9:39 PM
my 3 year old is asleep in bed (where you clearly need to be) and FAG came in when you started acting like one...i know it's ok to be one.. i know a few of them most are cool
9:39 PM
but you on the other hand are not

Schizo
9:40 PM
the creative juices must have been flowing...

Chris
9:40 PM
although, thinking nba is greatest thing on earth and saying hockey sucks...well that makes you gay 100%

Schizo
9:40 PM
"hey, he's brown, what should I say to him?....hmm, foreigner!"
9:41 PM
I heard a comedian say that once
9:41 PM
wife: "oh, that was me...they threw their bottles at the stage when they heard that, cause I was apparently not funny"

Chris
9:41 PM
do you honestly think you are funny?

Schizo
9:41 PM
wife: "you get it right? a brown person...is not American!"
Chris: "oh yeah! hilarious"
*huddle together....laugh*

Chris
9:42 PM
and that you're owning me (as you would say)
9:42 PM
cause if you do....wow

Schizo
9:42 PM
Chris: "you know what I'm going to do? I'm gonna call him fag...but not just fag...I'm gonna capitalize it...so he feels it....like FAG!"
wife: "oh yeah, do that....I'm a comedian, I know these things, it's funny"

Chris
9:43 PM
caught up in your own computer world again talking with yourself
9:44 PM
too funny

Schizo
9:44 PM
oh yeah, I know...too bad no one says "too funny" when describing your wife

Chris
9:44 PM
but hey...great chat. we should do it again sometimes.

Schizo
9:44 PM
yup, sometime or sometimes, either way works

Chris
9:44 PM
whenever im bored (which isn't often) i'll hit you up for a good laugh

Schizo
9:45 PM
sure, I know you won't hit your wife up for a good laugh

Chris
9:45 PM
make sure your on...(probably dont ever have to worry about that though)

Schizo
9:45 PM
I'll be here for another chat anytime...it was amusing, and making you cry is always fun

Chris
9:47 PM
she's about to go suck....something you've never had from a women before. tell your friends to lower the gas prices and get better cars for your taxis....just messing everything up.
9:49 PM
schizer...we know who the pussy is...come on now. You dont like contact sports...is watching UFC a cover up for coming out of the closet last year?
9:49 PM
dont want to tell your parents so you rent the pay per views

Schizo
9:49 PM
yeah, I don't like contact sports, yet you're the one that watches hockey, while I watch a REAL sport, like UFC

Chris
9:49 PM
lmao

Schizo
9:50 PM
you can't even fathom watching it..."OMG, blood, I can't watch" /girly accent

Chris
9:50 PM
funny...again WRONG i do watch UFC...nice try

Schizo
9:51 PM
yeah, I'm sure you do, that's why you are always involved in the UFC threads

Chris
9:52 PM
i dont get involved in alot of threads hence the i left as a mod...i dont have time to go through 1000's of posts like you do...but we all know the reason your not a mod anymore...

Schizo
9:52 PM
and we all know the reason why you were a mod in the first place
9:52 PM
:)

Surrender to a Terrorist....and get Lucky with referrals

2009-04-15T12:04:00.013-04:00

So the comments keep coming on my old blog entries.... and that's wonderful for me. But before I get to that, let me start with a guy named Surrender on A4F...Surrender is a kid that got 7 referrals on youripodtouch4free, but couldn't cash out because he had not completed his offer yet. He made me laugh multiple times, so hopefully he doesn't disappear from A4F...but anyway:

I hate that all the offers require a cc when it's a freebie site. Don't have my own CC, and my parent's won't let me use theirs, espescially on the internet..

You can tell right off the bat that this guy is underage (and by underage, I mean too young to use TraInn sites). I told him that when he's 30 years old, he could complete the site, to which he replied, "that's a long 15 years away". Now doing some quick math in my head, that makes him a 15 year old. TraInn requires users to be 16 years old. To complicate things, he said he had the youripodtouch4free account for 1 year...making him 14 when he first signed up. Oy vey...and this was all on the forums for everyone to see. BUT WAIT! Surrender wasn't ready to stop there...he continued in a different thread:

If you remember my old topic, how I couldn't get a credit card to do my offer..
Well, I eventually got it.. I did the gamefly offer, after day's of not receiving credit.. I put in a support ticket.. and got this response.
I'm not eligible to recieve the credit, because it's not available to CANADIAN users.. YET the offer didn't say "we're sorry not available for your country"..
They tell me AFTER I did the offer.. Jesus christ that really pisses me off.

And that was it. His account closed...:(. The thing that is most laughable though, is that he clearly frauded the offer...it's not available to Canadians...yet he got so worked up over the fact that he got caught...he decided to create a new post and bitch about it. I've seen some people bitch about wild things, but getting caught with offer fraud is not something I thought I would have seen. And the great thing is....he won't give up! He created multiple threads since saying he's been trying to contact Alan...I think it's time for this guy to take on his own name and just surrender.

Okay....now let me move on to q-paul. Half-man...half-animal. This is a beast who claims that people from her neck of the woods flip off cops. Got me wondering why the cops don't beat her down for sticking up a middle finger at them....and I think I have the answer. The cops don't want to deal with PETA coming after them for animal abuse. There's a thread on A4F's lounge that says "Post your animal pics here"...and I was thinking about posting a picture of qmiller...the only problem with that was the thread also stated "animal lovers"...and I am not one of those. In fact, I don't see how anyone could love the animal known as qmiller. How does she even have a kid?? Must have been a sperm donator/bank...I don't see how any guy would willlingly put his junk in that thing. Unless she drugged the guy and raped him...that's really the only other option I see. Or maybe it was a freaky pre-op transvestite guy with low standards. All I know is, she has a child...and she's openly admitting to giving the cops the middle finger every chance she gets. The child is probably going to grow up with the same bitchy attitude...and it's sad really....the poor kid did nothing wrong, she had no choice in what parents she would get, and so far, we know 1/2 of her parents is a bitch, and the other 1/2 is probably gender-confused. Poor child indeed. And then this bitch has the nerve to call me a terrorist. Her thought processes probably went something like this: "hehe...I'm going to get him, wait til he replies to me with something....OH, there he goes!! I am so clever with this, he's going to get so mad when I call him terrorist....cause he's brown! I'm so wise...." Really now? I mean, any child can come up with that...(maybe besides your kid with the defunct genes). A first grader can see a brown guy and think terrorist...but then again, maybe I'm expecting too much from you...your creativity is lacking. Do you remember what happened to the last guy that called me terrorist? Let me remind you....the last guy that called me terrorist was FreebieTeacher....and do you know where FT is now? He is gone from A4F...and he's out buying free trials with fake credit cards and selling the products on ebay. Don't believe me? Here's a screenshot of his ebay profile (click it):

So yeah...I ran him off the boards.....you will be next. Except, I don't think you have the brains to do what FT is doing now...so you'll probably turn into a prostitute for money....a prostitute for all the trannies that need loving.

Hi lucky777. She commented on my blog entry...and, of course, she thinks she was clever with some of her responses, but I'll have to burst the bubbles she calls thoughts...

If I am talking to Leo on Aim then it is my personal biz...it is just sad how jealous you are.

Jealous of a relationship between you and Leo? I'm thinking you mean jealous that you don't talk to me, and you only flirt with Leo. You think I'm jealous? You know, if I had a fetish for giving breast exams and pedicures at the same time, you would be perfect for me. But I don't have a sick fetish like that. You even went as far as to say I wake up wet after dreaming about you. I don't dream about pigs with tits. I don't even think my nightmares are that bad.

You have called me a whore before (the last blog remember?) and you were wrong...whores are paid...i am just easy! But your assumption is so far off the mark...all it would take is a look at my iTR to see that.

Easy? You have no choice....if you were selective, you'd still be looking for your first. I'm wrong about you flirting to get what you want? Was it not you who told me that you were not getting referrals and then you talked with Leo and all of a sudden you got a ton of referrals? You did say that...and surprisingly, you left A4F and flirted some more with Leo and you got elected to the FLR Congress. SURPRISE! Yeah, flirting gets you nowhere, right? Not that the congress position is anything to be impressed about.

and if it makes you and me both happy that I am not there then why do you feel the need to discuss me here?

And why do you feel the need to discuss the discussion? I find it hilarious that most of you clowns hate that I blog about you, but continue to read my blog. Weird if you ask me. Almost as weird as freeb8ter doing givafree sites even after saying she hates it. You claim I begged you to get back on FLR....do you know why I wanted back? I mean, you caught on...even though it took you a LONG time...but yeah, I was only trying to get back to screw with people there. Pure enjoyment. Now let me guess why you keep trying to talk to me....why you keep tabs on everything I do....it's because you are hoping I become a cosmetic surgeon...so later in life you can have surgery and get fixed up...but let me tell you, not even the best cosmetic surgeon can fix the clusterf#@k God created. God must have been drunk out of his mind when he created you, or He was just having a laugh...I guess that means me and God have something in common...we both find humor in the faults of others.

Oh, and one last thing....Nicole aka Lauryn99....why don't you grow a pair...or borrow qmiller's pair...if you want to comment on my blog, do it.

Crappy Sites Pt. 3

2009-04-09T18:56:00.002-04:00

I haven’t had one of these in a long time. Last time I called out the fipg sites…and before that was git-r-free…funny how people were questioning my git-r-free blog entry, and then a few months later the very same complaints were rehashed by others. This current blog entry is a few months late, but after seeing some more complaints I decided it was best to just put it out there:

Crappy Site #3: GiftMonster

Somewhere around November-December ’08, this site started crapping it up. I used to really like this site…but then the prizes stopped being shipped. I completed jockmonster…and requested a visa giftcard. I put in a support ticket requesting it, and like most people, I got no reply. Naturally, my next move was to talk to them on AIM. So I talked with Kyle, who told me to talk to Dinis….so I talked with Dinis, who said he was sick and was going to get some medicine at WalGreens….he told me he would pick the giftcard up and ship it out the next day. Then a week passed…and no giftcard. Of course, no answer to my messages or tickets either. Around another two weeks later, Dinis finally replied to my message…what came next is the main reason this crappy site is now in my blog. Dinis said that he definitely sent it out and he’s not sure why I haven’t gotten it yet…he said it probably got lost in the mail and he’d order another one right away. At first it sounds like a cool thing…”sorry, you didn’t get it, I’ll order another one right away”…but which sites/site owners would double your order without confirmation? How does he even know if I got it or not? What if I did get the card, decided to lie about it, and they send another one? I mean, which moronic site would send a prize, and not get confirmation on it? “We are so amazing; we’ll send you another prize if yours got lost in the mail!!” To me it smells like a big ole bull took a sh!t right in Dinis’ mouth. Spewing bullsh!t like that is ridiculous….why can’t they just admit that they completely forgot to order my giftcard…embarrassment? And he told me that he would order the giftcard in another couple days. I told him to just send me paypal and we’d be done with it…thankfully, he did. That was the end of my dealings with GiftMonster. But, that’s not the end of the blog entry…

At the end of November…at about the same time I was trying to get my prize…someone made a thread in the Giftmonster subforum on A4F….someone else was sending in support tickets about non-payment and not getting any messages back…no replies at all. The thread was started on November 28….. and not a single word came out of any GiftMonster rep over a month regarding the thread. On January 15…Kyle posted this mindless, nonsensical insult to all A4Fers:

Sorry guys, there's simply no demand coming from this forum to justify continuous participation. We're clearly still here any running smoothly, but several weeks would often go by without any participation on this forum. Not that it would necessarily be suspected - it merely serves to justify our lack of support here. Not to say we aren't interested in you guys, we just naturally can't check this forum as much as others that hold more activity.

No continuous participation? You know…this probably wouldn’t have been a bad reply if the people over at FLR were pleased…but they weren’t either. Lack of support on A4F…..what about the lack of support in support tickets??? Or was there simply no demand to justify participation in the giftmonster sites themselves either? If there wasn’t then, there sure isn’t now. Maybe you should have looked at your own sites to wonder why no one on A4F was posting anything in your subforum. As for “running smoothly”…giftmonster is still not running smoothly, months later. As for traffic aka participation...I hope you guys like the traffic over at FLR…I hope your “participation” there has led to a good amount of people working on your sites.

Giftmonster = Crappy site

Kaboom...you've been lawyered

2009-04-06T15:25:00.009-04:00

“I don’t care who you are….I don’t care what you do….there comes a time in everybody’s life when you just got to tell a mother$@er...... If you’re blatantly hating and waiting on my downfall…just be patient and kiss my a$....if you downright spoiled and feel I don’t do enough for you…that’s right…kiss my a$” –Jadakiss—

*****Read the comments from the previous blog entry before reading this or you won't understand this*****

Mr. Awesome Haroon, aka Amazing A Haroon, aka Super A Haroon, currently residing at: Erie, PA Immediately remove all blogs dated on or before January 1, 2009 or you will be brought to suit for libel. I am currently under retainer by two clients, who will withdraw suit if this blog is immmediately shut down and removed. If this case goes to trial, you will be served at the above address, and the lawsuit alledges that the documents may be signed for by cool people. If any other individuals would like to join this suit or begin one on thier own behalf, there are additional charges impervious to just libel that the staff at A4F has let sensitive information be given to this person named above for the purpose of this blog, and will additionally be held as liable, to wit, the owner of A4F, Wes, the gogoho, is included; along with the owners of this blog site. You have 24 hours to comply. Joseph Black, Attorney at Law All other individuals who wish to press suit, please send your name and screen name as used in this blog along with a brief description of the complaints, showing libel and untrue stratements or privileged information knoown to you herein to be kept private by the staff and owner of Anything4Free.com (A4F.) Keep in mind that the statue of limitations are in effect since notice is herein given. Please send all inquities to Black.Joe@gmail.com

This was comment number one. Not only did this asshole post my personal information….he decided to riddle it with grammatical errors. If you’re going to post my personal info….PROOFREAD FIRST. I mean, statement number one…”immediately remove all blogs dated on or before January 1, 2009”. Really? You moron…can you do me a favor and read the first blog entry on here? After reading it, and being thoroughly entertained…read the date on that blog entry. No…you know what…I’ll post the date here, so your moronic ass doesn’t have to try to figure out how a blog works. Monday, January 19, 2009. Now tell me this…did they teach you how to read a calendar and tell dates back in law school? I’ll help you. January 19, 2009 comes AFTER January 1, 2009. Unless you want me to remove some imaginary blog entries? I could make one now and backdate it for you, if you’d like. And then the second sentence has the word “immmediately”. And the third sentence has the word “alledges”. Now tell me this, Mr. lawyer of 20 some-odd years…how many times have you come across the word “alleges” in your career? If you were a real lawyer…it would be MANY. How many lawyers can’t spell the word ‘alleges’??? The best thing would be if you were a REAL lawyer…because that would prove you are a crappy one. You go on to jabber about how the owner and staffers of A4F gave me sensitive information to use on this blog. Let’s assume you’re a real attorney. How much did you research before trying to threaten me? Did you realize that I was pushed out of blogging on anything4free? Do you even know that this blogspot.com site is NOT anything4free.com? To me, it sounds like you’re an old turd, and you’re just getting used to pushing keys on your keyboard using the pecker method. That’s right….you’re a pecker!

And then you tell me I have 24 hours to comply. The first time I saw that comment, it was after 24 hours. But don’t worry…if I did see it earlier, I would not have complied either way.

And that’s not even the end of it for this first comment…the last “stratement” (yes, stratement)…is an attorney begging for attention. “please e-mail me…I’m just getting used to this here machine they call a computer, and I want to read some e-mails on my gmail account…”. Also…”statue of limitations”… really? A statue?

That statue is where I draw my limitations! (by the way….it’s statutes for those of you who are confused) And inquities?? Did you mean inquiry? I do have an inquiry….is your stupidity a genetic condition or is it something you acquired?

BUT WAIT! There’s more….comment number two, and this one is a doozy. It’s long, so I’ll wait…you can go get some popcorn, take a bathroom break, grab a drink…this blog entry will be here waiting for you.

Jospeh said... As a point of fact; I have won every libel suit I have taken to court; and, been in practice for over 25 years specializing in libel and slander. Therefore, Mr. Haroon, your comment is just another case of libel and your inability to show intelligence with words of substance. You should ascertain prior to judgment. It is your ignorance and superciliousness that is leading to the seven (7) individual causes and various charges against you, your obscure acquaintances at the helm of the Anything4Free forum and this blog site. However, I have no intention of any contention words with you at this time; rest assured the time will soon be upon us. My purpose tonight is to correct a situation that needs addressing. Since you have mentioned your president as being black you should consider the words of another great black leader, “Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method is love.” Martin Luther King Jr. Or, look to your Quran for other phrases to these to correct your need to inflict pain on others. Only besotted Muslims have this need. Frankly, your behavior is sociopath. I can ascertain this easily since I have seen this behavior in so many due to my profession. It’s not surprising you have no qualms about bringing down those you consider friends; although it is doubtful you would be so brave on a front where you actually had to face your victims. This is what I intend to correct.

I’m going to cut this second comment into the two paragraphs and comment on each separately. You’re telling me I should ascertain prior to judgment? I’m judging based on stupidity, in just TWO blog entry comments. I mean, let’s see…this blog entry was posted by “Jospeh”. Who is Jospeh? I thought your name was Joseph? Is Joseph too hard to type? Did your pecker method fail you, Jospeh? You claim that calling you a douchebag is another case of libel. Any half-wit who has watched an episode of the Practice can tell you you’re full of it. I can call you a douchebag, a moron, a dimwitted fool, a jerk off who likes to jerk off….all of that, and it would not be libel. See, opinions matter, and truths are allowed to be told. And truthfully…the law school that gave you your degree should be shut down, and all lawyers out of that school should sue each other, until they all go to jail and get probed. Going in a tight end. Coming out a wide receiver.

And you’re going bring a case against not only me, but anything4free, and the owners of blogspot.com? For real???? You do know the owners of blogspot also own gmail…what happens when you successfully get the billions from them and then they have to shut down gmail, and then you can’t check your e-mail? You will be losing clients and taking money from yourself. I wonder if google will let me use their defense attorneys. Hmm…I wonder if Wes will let me use his defense attorney. But, truthfully, I don’t need google defense attorneys to beat a moron who can’t spell his name correctly…I’ll pay a bum off the streets $5 to make sure I win the case.

To everyone who has written me or are contemplating this decision, I have had to change my e-mail address due to security reasons and no longer having access to that account. If you have written today I would not have been able to access your mail. I prepared a new separate account when I was unable to leave a comment on his blog with my law firm account. This caused a problem that during creation Google did not automatically discover the account was already in use. After a great deal of posturing and waiting for their answer, it was my decision to create a new account that did not pose the same problem. Currently I do not want my own law firm account's name divulged as it is apparent that Mr. Haroon has no idea the consequences of his actions and non-compliance. Although ignorant in law matters, he has also put the Anything4Free forum owner and staff in jeopardy along with the owners of this blog site. I cannot stress this point enough; as someone who does this, has no loyalty to anyone. To anyone who is contemplating a friendship or enjoys this type of blog, I would keep that in mind. As I am looking into including two other individuals who have blatantly showed support and disregarded the fact that human lives are involved. In order to understand the dynamics of a trading forum, I had my secretary join the A4F forum in order to better serve the individuals who I am representing. It is quite obvious that many are depending on these trading forums for supplemental income or even their base income. These are facts I need from my clients. I have also been asked my fees for this suit. I am taking this case on as contingency, and will not charge upfront fees, but instead collect a percentage once the cases have been won. This is how strongly I feel these cases are; as my firm will pay all court costs. My entire law firm which includes 17 attorneys stand behind me. I can be reached at BlackJosesphJ@gmail.com.

To everyone who has written you? Written you to what e-mail address? The first one was one that you lost. How do you lose an account? Did google screw you over? I’ve never heard of losing an e-mail account…did they steal it? Is that why you’re trying to sue them? “After much posturing”….your posture must be the doggie style position because you’re taking it up the ass if they took your e-mail address. Now let me get this straight….you’ve been a lawyer for 25 years and have not had an e-mail account all this time? And finally you decide to create one and you lose it?? Okay, so you lost your first one…you changed it….to BlackJosesphJ@gmail.com. Josesph? Did you spell your “name” wrong AGAIN? You want to know something….I encourage people to send their e-mails to blackjosesphj@gmail.com... Because I own that gmail account. That’s right… after all that mumbo jumbo you decided to post a second e-mail address and it belongs to me. Congratulations on messing up again. Very professional to post TWO e-mail addresses on my blog entry comment section, and screw both of them up. “It is quite obvious that many are depending on these trading forums for supplemental income or even their base income.” Yes…it is quite obvious. And that’s why I blogged about them… my blog entries haven’t stopped some of them, so there will be more entries on the way. Now answer me this…what does my blog entry have to do with their income? Would it be akin to me removing your e-mail addresses (assuming they were correct) and you crying about losing clients? It is quite obvious you are a phony, and now what I’d like to know is which of the morons that I’ve blogged about is the perpetrator. I’m not going to pull hairs over it…in fact, it pleases me to know someone would hide their A4F username/identity because they are too scared to deal with me. Now run along little man...you've been lawyered.

Q-Paul and the Gang

2009-03-27T12:51:00.005-04:00

“….a lot of games…a lot of suckas with colorful names…I’m so-and-so…I’m this, I’m that…but they’re all just w-w-wack” –KRS-One—

Okay, let’s get started…the blog entry today is about all the comments to my last blog entry…

I would just like to point out one thing here Schiz...I have had an account on A4F for over a year and I did not buy a premium membership because of traffic...I did it because I recieved an email from a freebiesite suggesting that I go make use of my account there. I also have just requested for them to remove my "orange/premium" status as I dont want it anymore...

Yeah, you had an account on A4F for over a year, and how many posts did you make? Did you even attempt to use the forum?? But I thank you lucky…you’ve been the first one I ran off A4F…thankfully it was pretty easy. I’m pretty sure I know the real reason why you left without throwing a hissy fit. You were on AIM, talking with an admin, asking him if he liked the pics you sent him. Of course, considering the perv that guy is…he said yes, and then decided to send you all the traffic over on Eff-Ell-Aww, like he’s been known to do…so you have nothing to worry about. A little flirting goes a long way over there…no matter how sickening the flirter is.

Also you are absolutely correct about me not giving you the credit...you are exactly who i was reffering to in that post I made but I didnt want to be slanderous as you obvioulsy have not concerns about being.
A4F is a nice forum...I dont find it as easy to use as FLR but that is beside the point...YOU ARE THE MEMBER OF THE YEAR...AND YOU ARE THE ONE PICKING ON PEOPLE...so that tells me that they not only allow that behavior but also encourage it!!! Its ok Schiz...now I'm famous thanks for including me in your blog!!

And about this paragraph…I am not the member of the year…I’m the “user of the year”, k? Also, “they” don’t allow it…in fact, “they” didn’t make me user of the year. I was voted user of the year (despite hanging chads, and other right wing tactics to try to overthrow me). Most people read my blog entries and posts on A4F and laugh….some cry and act like a little bitch like you did. I thank you for your reaction….brought a smile to my face.

You're a COMPLETE IDIOT. WE CANNOT CONTROL THE ACTIONS OF ADMIN ON FLR. Nor do I care. I'm a freebie trader and I'm a memeber of various freebie forums. All I care about is GREENS! And NOT what you care or think. Infact i've mostly likely done 4 times the trading you have. So go ahead and keep whining.. I mean blogging about how jelous you are that other traders are coming to take the few trades you get away. Evolve or Move onto something else.

I was confused on who this was… until someone pointed out that I mentioned a Matt Lee in my last paragraph. This is exactly what I was trying to say, yet Matt Lee…the spy who shagged himself, thinks he’s bringing something new to the table. Yes, I realize you don’t care about what “admin” has done. The guy could have killed thousands of people, and all your kind would care about is sending him money so you can make some yourself. No morals at all for you folks. Just stick your fingers in your ear and close your eyes, cause if something bad is said about something you care about so much (FLR/referrals), then you just don’t care. It would be like a “pro-life” advocate sending money to abortion clinics as long as they make money. Oh, and by the way, I’m not “jelous” of you…keep trading…while you bump religiously to keep from living on the streets…I bump my trade thread when I feel like. Now turn on the interview that your admin has done…and grab your memeber bitch.

Wow dude . How old are you? I think your late for your psychiatrist appointment. I am worried for you ,this anger can't be good for your health . I am a FLRian , Is there something wrong with preferring a forum but trading in other ones . You seem to hate people from FLR coming into your "TURF" . Were you in a gang in middle school, I think your having flash backs. You should ask one of you boys to give you a hug ,i think you need it. Do you realize that some people from other forums might be some good for you and others on your forum because they might green for people there to raise their feedback .No need to panic shitbone...and "whores that are known as FLR users. SIMPLE!" come on are you serious? grow up, Most people in this biz are raising a family and just trying to make money doing something they like.

Anger??…oh, silly Stovie. If you could see the smile and laughter that comes from me blogging about you people, and then waiting for an idiotic reaction like this, you’d rethink your statement. I am not angry. In fact, I’m very pleased to make you fools cry. Concentrate on getting a real job…as tough as it is in this economy. Instead of reading blogs that you hate, and replying to them with incorrect grammar-riddled paragraphs, how about spending time with your family? And yes, there is something wrong with whores like you…see, if you would want to trade on two forums, you would have done it ages ago. But you and your wife decided not to…you guys waited until the traffic shifted. I see something wrong with that. Go take your ass back to FLR or keep crying daily about how “schizerbone is making fun of me…do something admin!” …..OH, AND…. Most people in this business from your neck of the woods are not raising a family…what you’re doing is neglecting your family and concentrating so much on your dumb trading. I wouldn’t be surprised if your five babies will soon have five babies of their own.

QMILLER GIVING A DOG A BONE: Stovie, Matt, Nicole, Lucky...its not us--Its def HIM. If I not mistaken you were a member of FLR too--banned on 10/17/07 by taterbaby. Hypocrisy? And for the dumbest ish I ever heard--(quote)"so you can find your happy place which is obviously not here" (end quote)

Lucky is gone…you can follow. Hypocrisy? Do you know what that word means? I got banned for a stupid reason. Oh wait, that’s exactly what you’re saying! Thanks…you’re right, it was a dumb reason, and if the jackasses at the FLR headquarters (apartment in Arizona) knew what was best for them, they’d allow me back to bring some excitement to that outdated, mundane, boring forum. The biggest difference is, when I got banned, I never went back…whereas, you got banned, and decided to keep going back repeatedly…all for the sake of your child.

Ahhh...drama on cyberspace. I have to admit this is very reminiscent of middle school. I've given you no particular reason to dislike me. I'm sorry that you're not happy enough with just making money on the forum...but rather find joy in bashing everyone in close range. Get a life.

Yeah, “drama”…lol…more like full blown entertainment. And if this reminds you of middle school, then why would you reply? Haha…thanks for that though. I don’t bash everyone in close range…just morons. But you know what I’d really like to know? Is this a post-tranny pic? Q-Paul..............

You must sit back, stroking your johnson and getting off from being the TMZ of the freebie world. So sad. It's obvious that you are the biggest whore of them of all! There must be some sick satisfaction you get from stalking FLR members.

Why are you so worried that FLR users are coming to A4F?? Are you worried they will take your newbies from you?? If so, its business..up your game to keep up with the competition. For you freebie trading may be all about the drama..but for the adults here its business. We have families to take care of and bills to pay.

Oh yeah, I’m the whore…I’m the one who didn’t care about a forum, but when all of a sudden there was an opportunity to make money, jumped ship. I’m the one that joined a forum and two posts later started welcoming new members saying they would love it here. I’m the one that bumps my trade topic religiously…I’m the one that copies and pastes a canned response to every single new user that posts in the intro section…right? I’m the one that copies and pastes a guide to every single new user that PMs me. All correct so far? Wrong. That’s you whores from the other side of the tracks. Grow a sense of morality and reply to each intro reply with a purpose, not a copy and paste glitter graphic. Not only that, but all of you are damn conformists…posting glitter graphics cause “everyone else is”. You think I give a damn how many trades I get? If I did care so much, I would not have stayed at A4F when there were no new users. I would not have stayed on A4F when people were getting one or two trades a week. So… no, little girl…that is not my agenda. Think of this as some advice…to all FLR members doing this to feed their children and pay their bills… GET A REAL JOB.

Efff-Elle-Aawwww

2009-03-16T01:58:00.004-04:00

"Excellence is my presence" --Biggie--

My blog entry today is about the influx of the whores that are known as FLR users. SIMPLE!

Starting off…Lauryn99.

Lauryn, Lauryn, Lauryn….you come to A4F with the best attitude….first post: “Hmmm...... I think some of these people over here need to grow up and stop bashing a forum behind their backs.”….really?? Really? Oh Lauryn…here are some of your great quotes on FLR:

“I hear a lot of what goes on over there. I was in there last night and could not believe the things people were saying and their administration just keeps up and going...it is quite childish, yes.”

Childish? You know what’s childish? Going on FLR to complain about A4F, then coming to A4F and saying that we’re childish for doing the thing that you just did. Oh, there’s more…

“Totally agree with this. A4F is way too confusing to me. I love FLR and I am here to stay.”

Really?? Then how come I see you posting repeatedly on A4F? Is it because you’re a whore looking for referrals? I think so. According to you, FLR can do no wrong, and A4F is very confusing, childish, and yet…I see you on A4F. You even donated to A4F to become a premium member. Have you no morals…you will donate to a site that you think is childish, that you think is making fun of your precious FLR…that you find confusing, all for the chance to uber-rape a few referrals. From what I understand you raped a few FLR noobies too…into doing some sites for you in exchange for making a thread. WTF? You FLR punks are shady as hell, and will do anything to anyone for money.

Oh, and you know what…learn how to smile, you clown…

Then there’s qmiller. Miss attitude. Miss “Queen of Greenz”. I always wondered why the “z” was there. WTF…you think that makes you extra “cool”? I find it to be one of the funniest things…oh wait, did I say funniest? I meant to say one of the most idiotic things. Children may find it amusing, “hehe, she put a z instead of an s, she must be one of those cool people”. Here’s one of your famous quotes from FLR:

“I mean I paid to become "queen of greenz" so why does everyone want the SAME name now!

And no, there is do difference between "Queen of Green" and "Queen of Greenz"

Its frustrating, I tried to be unique and think of something creative, now everyone wants my freakin name. Thanks a lot!

I think originality goes a long wayy here!!”

Just the fact that you PAID to become “queen of greenz” is hilarious by itself…but then you get mad when someone uses “Queen of Green”…and you mention originality. What is so original about queen of greenz?? I think your parents were missing the creativity gene…(yes, I've used this before...I guess I'm not creative either).

Oh, and did I mention that you got banned from FLR THREE TIMES….for spamming? Hmm. Oh qmiller. Another FLR member that will lie, cheat, spam….do whatever it takes to get referrals. And then there’s this quote on A4F….

“I have to admit. It's pretty awesome here!
and slow over there.”

I have to admit…it has always been amazing on A4F…until you got here. You’re basically admitting to only being here because of the traffic…where were you when it was slow? Was A4F still amazing then? Then there’s the fact that on March 4, you made your first post here on A4F. By March 10, you were telling new users (I should say you were copying and pasting a canned response to new users) in the intro section that they’re going to love it here. It took you 6 days to make that assessment? Hopefully I make your experience here bad so you can go fly your Leocopter back to FLR. Oh, and your avatar makes it look like you’re a king, not a queen…unless you’re the other kind of queen…Hmm.

SCAPESCOPER…you pansy. You spam on FLR…then you come to A4F and start spamming again. You spammed former FLR members, you moron. If you’re going to spam, don’t be a complete moron about it. Surprisingly, when looking at his profile….what do we see? TexasTornado Deb saying how wonderful he is. Birds of a feather….

Oh, and then there’s lucky777:

FLR is much friendlier and easy to use than A4F....over there they bash on FLR at every opportunity...and they feign friendliness while they are really making fun of you!!! They are big on "picking on" people there...so watch out. I have gotten a premium membership there and will be trading there and minding my own business only because I believe that trading with more than one place is just smart...but i dont plan to be much on the social end there!!!! FLR IS THE BEST...WE ARE JUST IN A SLUMP IS ALL! I would say that I am a vet trader...and I am not an idiot...and I am with GLAD and ADMIN ALL THE WAY.

No, no lucky…you have it wrong, we don’t bash FLR and feign friendliness….I DO THAT. Don't give other people credit for what I do. Just the fact that you got a premium membership means you are also a whore when it comes to this. “I believe that trading on more than one place is just smart”….REALLY? Then why were you not trading here last month? The month before that? Etc. etc.? Oh yeah, you had plenty of noobs to prey on over there. So now the noobs have come here, and here you are. I don’t really want to bash you, because I know, and you admit for your love for “admin”…so that brings me to…

A bunch of these oranges have NO clue why they hate Leo…at least lucky admits that she likes him, these others…they get on A4F and go “he’s such a dictator”. Oh really? Is it cause you got banned for spamming? You get warned for that on A4F…so it’s still not allowed. Plus what have A4F’ers been trying to say forever about Leo!? And all of a sudden the traffic shifts from FLR to A4F and now…NOW…they realize it. Yeah, right…to me, they’re just looking for a cool way to get in to A4F, so they bash Leo, without knowing why. All they know is…”there are no more noobies, where are they? This is ridiculous”. And then you have all these oranges that I’ve never heard of….they get a premium membership without attempting to get to know anyone.

Who are these people? BiddyinBC, DoubleC, amhpurple, Daisy08, M.D. Abram, tink1290, jamaro, mdphillips-3, yoquierodinero, Matt Lee, daisyGA…these are all the orange people on A4F right now (as I’m typing this), that I’ve never heard of. So they simply just get 4TR (fake trades with a lot of them), get a premium membership, create a thread, and wait for noobies. You damn leeches! If these guys are from FLR…they need to get out.

ONE YEAR!!

2009-03-16T01:43:00.010-04:00

“Yeah, I know I’m out of line, but I just don’t caaaaareeee, I don’t caaaarreee, I don’t caaaaaarreee. I know you lookin at my blog, just staaaarreeee, just sit right there, cause this is not faaaiiiirrr” –Charles Hamilton—

One year of blogging! It’s been a fun one year, that’s for sure. I went after quite a few people…purely for entertainment purposes. My favorite part of blogging is to hear (okay, not hear, but see via typed words) the reactions. I like to see what people say about the blog…not only by casual readers, but I love the reactions of the people I actually blog about. Rumor has it, a few people cried after reading my blog entries about them. That makes me very happy. I think harout actually threw his keyboard against the wall because he was so angry that I included him. He may have been one of the ones that cried too, I never got confirmation of that. Harout isn’t the only one butt hurt over my blog entries. Here’s a little sampling of a conversation with Freebieteacher:

FreebieTeacher: you are very insensitive
FreebieTeacher: i am not being humorous

FreebieTeacher: do you lack a social life?
schizobone: says the guy who tried his hardest to beat me for user of the year
FreebieTeacher: lol
schizobone: if I lack a social life, what does a person who tries to beat a guy who lacks a social life equate to?
schizobone: how about "lack a social life" wanna-be

FreebieTeacher: when you blog about me and i read it sometimes i tear up

schizobone: don't act so innocent
schizobone: you're acting like you didn't deserve to be blogged about

FreebieTeacher: for real though, i'm not a violent person but i'd rip your ass apart if i ever met you

FreebieTeacher: if you don't quit your hobby of tearing people down i will personally ruin your life
FreebieTeacher: all via the internet cuz i don't feel like dropping a few bills on a plane ticket to PA

Haha…now that’s why creating blog entries is so fun. The great reactions. Here’s another conversation…this time with the great TexasTornado Deb:

successfulsteps That is not a phone book. It is an email contact address book where you can send an email out to people you know and everyone gets the email wihout having to put a ton of email addresses in.

successfulsteps That was not spam either. I knew all those people

schizobone oh really? I'm sure you went

"hey is this Charlie? from high school? Hey, this is Deb! Join anything4free and vote against this person and I will pay you!"

successfulsteps hmm, you are just taking notes for a blog again

schizobone lol, no

schizobone even though

schizobone your reaction kind of makes me want to do another

successfulsteps I am not kidding you, you don't want sicilians after your ass

schizobone someone's going to come and beat my ass??

schizobone LOL

successfulsteps I told you I had family in Scranton, and that doesn't even include some buddies of mine from the govt

successfulsteps I talk to my family and work friends all the time.

schizobone family from Scranton! they're going to drive to Erie, I can't wait

This old geezer threatened my life as well…saying she will have Sicilians from Scranton sent to my home…she said she can get the FBI to make it so no one will know what happened. Apparently our friend TTD has built MANY multi-million dollar making companies and yet she’s on A4F trying to trade. Lovely. Just lovely. Oh, and…

schizobone I want to blog about them, but I don't have info, can you provide some?

successfulsteps no way

successfulsteps they got your blog address.

Yay! Hi Sicilians…you mozzarella cheese smelling bastards! Haha. I just made fun of the Sicilians. Freakin meatball heads. Thanks for reading though…your buddy Deb is a moron. Oh…and my president is black.

And then there is bolsinger…here is a PM I got from her:

You do realize that Project Payday is now ranking a4f higher that flr. and all your jokes and if seen may just change there minds of that also most of the newbs that are coming here now are coming here through PPD and by running them down like you are are going to turn them away or make them not want to trade with you. and with all your here lately i know quite a few people here now who used to think you were a great guy but they no longer do do to that stuff you posted about ppd and being a mentor. And yes if your asking if it changed my mind about you right now im not sure what to think about you anymore, you seemed like a pretty cool guy until i started readying some of the posts you put up here lately and due to the fact that i am a pd mentor and pretty proud of it. Plus i do not critize you or anyone else on here or try not to so all these posts you are doing at running people down for what they are happy about or proud of isnt going very far with me.
well i better quit before i say things i dont mean do to im a bit upset over them.
Tina

I know it’s hard to read with all the grammatical errors and such (I can understand one or two…but what is critize?).

Okay…so those have been some of the great reactions from the past year…I’m sure there are more (like FlowDiva posting my blog link on FLR). It’s reactions like these that make my blogging experience so fun. It’s been a great year, now let’s try for some more great reactions.

Tornado...Storm Full of SH@#

2009-03-01T00:54:00.004-05:00

“In the belly of the beast I know that s#@ get ugly. Get on my knees and have a convo with the Lord above me…maybe sometimes I hear him wrong, I think he’s saying F#@k me. Only He can judge me, care less what they thinking of me…cause honestly I’ll be alright if no one ever loved me…. And I ain’t gonna stop until I see blood on the wall…” –Joe Budden—

I don’t know if I’m going to make this a long essay, but I do know I wanted to do this one for awhile. Now I know a lot of members over at FLR are socially inept and act like spoiled brats. I just hoped we wouldn’t have those types at A4F. Of course, can’t keep them out…so we have had our very own spoiled brat. TexasTornado Deb is the one I’m talking about. We’ve talked on AIM a few times, and I don’t want to bring personal info in this, but she did mention that she got warned on A4F. And she WHINED about it. Of course, I told her it wouldn’t be removed for a few years, hoping she would leave A4F, but I guess that was wishful thinking…I don’t think she’s going anywhere. But let me rewind a little:

My first encounter with TTD was through PMs:

As you can see…I was nice. I didn’t solicit a trade with her, or anything, like a normal orange would. Just a normal helpful reply. Had I known this would be the same person that would go on to post some of gems that she did, well, I may have replied a bit differently. Now, let’s move on to her first strike.

These new oranges go through a bunch of trades…lure noobies in, and trade, no matter what site. (this is more towards Freebh8ter…but how can she get refs for a site she hates? This will NEVER make sense to me, and it’s not cause of my lack of intelligence…her stupidity puzzles me). So these oranges need the site owners to check EVERY SINGLE REFERRAL. Now I can understand if it’s a simple process, but I cannot imagine what some of these site owners go through with these spoiled brats. “hello, can you check skamminu4monies@gmail.com and see if he is complying with your terms and conditions?”….”hello, it’s been 12 min since I asked you and no response, where are you?”…”ok, this is getting ridiculous, I asked you half an hour ago about a skamminu4monies and you still haven’t replied, simply unacceptable and rediculous!”. Well, that’s what Alan had to go through when dealing with TTD I’m sure…considering he told her he wouldn’t approve any more of her refs. I’m hoping someone would train these mentors on manners.

Speaking of manners…the thread about credit for greens topped it off. A simple question about not receiving credits, once again turned into a fight to steal the n00b. DJ12 first asked if the person has a mentor clearly in an attempt to get this person to do her sites instead. Surprisingly the very next post in said thread proved what I would say later on…freebh8ter replied next and said that she sent a complete training guide (rolleyes man, rolleyes)…it’s no wonder why the poor soul didn’t get credit, he was busy “preparing his computer” instead of actually just doing the damn offers. Of course TTD thinks she’s very clever so she posted in an obvious arrogant manner…but of course, it was also laughable to most people. Implying she thought it was odd that an ex-site owner has such low TR. What? Contradictions? He is an ex-site owner…how many site owners trade while owning a site..?? But the stupidity doesn’t stop there…Deb is the epitome of stupidity at its finest. One of the purposes to train a referral, according to TTD, is to train them to put up a trade thread that can get referrals. WTF YO. I can teach someone how to put up a trade thread, click “add thread”. It’s that simple. Beautiful farkin training. Tutorial websites and guides are just plain confusing…and POINTLESS. She calls Susan intelligent…Susan is not intelligent, (Susan being Freebh8ter)…this is the same person complaining about a site and still getting refs for said site, so no…this person is slow in the head. She goes on blabbing about offers/crediting/scariness. It’s like the Republican mantra of the freebie sites, scare the crap out of people until they do what you want them to do. I think her quote here sums up what I want to say…

“Whenever people spend good money on a freebie site which is actually not free, they are nervous at first and a great deal of information does not make sense.” –TTD—

Indeed…a great deal of information does not make sense.

And in the bitchy manner that she exudes, she says “I know why ‘used to be’ is present” referring to Kyle’s ex-site owner status. You’re not revealing secrets woman…Kyle’s site shut down, he couldn’t pay everyone back right away... This is no secret and to say it in your bitchy way really takes balls, so I’m sure you got them. But you know what, I’ll be courteous…

And to top it all off…TTD paid people to vote against me for User of the Year. She paid people and still managed to come up short…how sad. It makes me feel really good to know that one would go to that level to try to bring me down….too bad I’m too good for that. She’s already known for spamming for trades, spamming for votes, breaking bump rules, giving attitude towards staff, complaining when things don’t go her way, acting like a brat, lying, cheating, messaging Alan one too many times, whining about trade support, crying about offer terms, bitching to get sympathy, nagging, and moaning (and not in the good way!). She will be a thorn on your side. So whatever you do….do not trade with this person.

PPD Mentors -- lovely freebie teachers

2009-02-15T19:39:00.001-05:00

PPD Mentors?

Our friend Freebieteacher created a great thread..."let's ban the term PPD mentor". http://www.anything4free.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=137466

And I'm thinking...good plan. I don't mind...get rid of it, PPD mentors are failures. But Freebieteacher doesn't understand the reason why veterans make fun of PPD mentors. The PPD part isn't a problem (well, not a lot)...the word "mentor" is the problem...considering most of the veterans never needed to be mentored, and we know that new users don't need to be mentored either. That's the reason we make fun of them. Freebieteacher wanted to be part of the "in-crowd" so he wanted to make fun of them too. Yet he forgot one thing. His username. He wants to ban the term "PPD Mentor"? Let's ban the term "Freebieteacher". Who needs teaching for freebies? Maybe morons like...FreebieTeacher...considering his intro thread contained this great quote: "So far, I have signed up at quite a few sites, and have started Project Payday's "Method 2," paying for referrals. I have done too many offers to trade now." Method 2 eh? I got an idea...he can use Method 5: Flying down to Wozniack's place...watching gay porn together, while Woz repeats the letters "j.k" while hitting an orgasm.

FREEBIETEACHER!!

2009-02-15T19:37:00.001-05:00

FREEBIETEACHER!

My blog about Woz... about her being an undeserving staff member and her being snitch of the year... apparently struck a nerve with freebieteacher. See, he has a crush on her. And his lady was in distress...so naturally he had to come save the day. The convo went something like:

Woz: OMG, shiz made fun of me
Freebieteacher: shiz?
Woz: shizerbone
Freebieteacher: Oh, schizerbone?
Woz: Yeah, shizerbone..lol, j.k.
Freebieteacher: schizerbone.
Woz: Yup! Him!
Freebieteacher: What did he say?
Woz: lol, j.k. He said I was a snith, j.k.
Freebieteacher: Oh, he was kidding?
Woz: No! *cries* he said I never deserved to be on staff, j.k
Freebieteacher: Don't worry, I'll save you my dear...I'm going to buy a domain name/hosting, and I'll put a dirty pic of there, let me search on google for a dirty pic...*searches "gay men"*
Woz: lol, j.k your so cute! j.k
Freebieteacher: Ill get a lot of people to vote for your blog and then Ill get a lot of people to vote for Rocksja...that'll teach him!
Woz: Oh, my hero! j.k lol j.k

So yeah, Freebieteacher got me bad...you know, buying some domain with a stolen credit card and redirecting it to some homosexual thing that he searched for (or you know, one of the ones that are saved in his favorites/bookmarked for future reference of course). Then he got me real good...buying votes for Woz...begging his homosexual fantasy buddies to vote for her too. Mission accomplished bastard. Woz now has the best blog. But guess what? She used this clown. She's an internet slut going from guy to guy...and freebieteacher eats it all up.

RocksJa...second place? Pshh

2009-02-15T19:35:00.000-05:00

(Before I start...I was told by someone that I take things too seriously on A4F...he brought up my blog to prove his point. I just want to make this clear...nothing in these blog entries is serious. People have hobbies...some people collect coins, some people play video games...I get on A4F and BLOG. I do it for FUN. Ok, now to get started with the fun)

"I'm fully aware, I ain't cared for, amongst my peers, it's also clear these ni$$as is queer"
--Joe Budden--

Just had to start my blog entry with that quote. I know I'm not cared for by a lot of people over on A4F. But it's all good...cause now I get to blog about it. Without these people, I wouldn't have a lot of blog material. So, I'm obviously going to talk about RocksJa's close second place finish for User of the Year. This is a guy who shouldn't have even been nominated. But, of course, A4F had to add enough choices, so it doesn't look bad just having a few users up there. [Just a thought: even if Rocks was not chosen, fins would probably be nominated as the leader of the jerk-offs, so I'm not picking on rocksja...just the group of idiots overall]. So how did this guy get almost 80 votes?? Well, I know he has a group of people vouching for him, I knew that group would vote for him. Cat, woz, freebieteacher, kinney, 07 red, harout, dshosu, etc. Of course, he also got the vote from the people that only wanted to vote against me...someone like TexasTornadoDeb or cshappy or the number of people I've destroyed in a war room thread. So when rocksja first got his big push, I thought "rediculous" but I kept getting my votes. Then he got 30...then 40...then 50 votes. To top it off, he claimed he only asked 20 or so people. And he got 50 regular people voting for him? Hell no. You asked everyone, rocks...you and Freebieteacher and your whole gang....you asked everyone to vote for you. I was told by someone that they were approached by you to vote, so don't lie to everyone. I wouldn't even be surprised if 07red registered his kid to vote for you. And you know what, I still beat your ass. The thing that pisses me off most is a guy that should have clearly been either first or second place: Twon....well, he got screwed over because of your gang. Your entire crew doesn't even deserve to lick the bottom of my boot, and you're telling me this guy is second place out of all the users for 2008? No...he robbed Twon for sure. If it wasn't for his cheating ways, I would have never gotten 80 something votes. I clearly spammed trying to get votes...just to beat rocksja. Yes, I spammed, and I spammed better than your whole crew. I WIN!

I have to pause my vitriolic blog to thank the following people who voted for me and otherwise wouldn't have: VBux Anthony, ZeroCostFreebie/aeternus rewards Mike, thank you! Kerms...you're awesome for voting for me. Giftmonster Kyle and Dinis! Your vote was very appreciated. There are others, that I won't mention cause I don't know if they want me to, but you guys are awesome. Oh, and the entire 06 crew that voted for me. Old schoolers united to take down the clown. Good job guys.

Ok, back to the flaming. So continuing with the User of the Year award and the theif, cheater, robber, plain fool named rocksja. After I whooped his ass in the polls (and even during the polls), I was attacked by the jealous crowd...the ones who made a mockery of the UOTY award.

Firstly, you had HaRout...a guy I haven't talked to in ages, came out of nowhere and stated that he wouldn't be surprised that I won because I'm a loser and I have 13,000 posts...he asked if I have a life. Well, first of all, you were basically vouching for me (yeah, you moron)...telling others why they should vote for me...I'm a guy that is on A4F most of the day, I post a ton of times. RocksJa doesn't do that. None of his posts are memorable. If rocksja disappeared from A4F, no one would give a damn. You can tell the jealousy was exuding off HaRouT though...JJKooky was going to post her tats if I won, and harout decided no one wanted to see the tats. What? For real? I guess he was content with seeing RocksJa's tats. HaRouT is a guy that disappeared and only came back to vote for Rocks and Woz. But he did forget to bash me when the voting first started... when talking about best blog: "Wozniaks smile.gif I like Schiz's too smile.gif ". Why, thank you! I wonder if he still likes my blog :).

Then there's 07Red. I wonder if Harout asked 07Red if he has a life? You would think the guy that's in the arcade, trying to beat lgatton would be the guy that would have no life. This is another guy that followed me around trying to get under my skin, trying to get me to reply. Well, I don't reply to people beneath me...I just like to have fun on this blog, so let's give it a go. He followed me into a War Room thread about Israel-Palestine (probably his first War Room post EVER)...with this: " Wow neat little metaphors using kids smile.gif I hope my kind doesn't grow up to be like one of those smile.gif or a D!ck like shizerbone always mouthin of about people in his threads sad.gif " Yeah, I'm sure you meant "your kid" not "your kind"...even though, I wish "your kind" would be sent to Palestine so the average IQ of the U.S. can rise. As for you, you should stay in the Arcade and stop following me around...or I might have to get really nasty. :).

And then there's Ms. Cat. Have faith Cat...maybe I won't make fun of you. I guess, sometimes, even if you have faith...it just doesn't work out. So here we have Ms. Cat...with a great vote for Rocks. She has no clue why she voted for the buffoon, but she did. But that's alright, a bunch of idiots voted for that guy...what really got me though...is this great quote:

"Where's Woz? I was surprised not to see her up there. blink.gif sad.gif

Well, if she's not in the running then I vote for Kat. She thought my wrapping job on the presents for my secret santa was perdy. smile.gif wink.gif"

You know where Woz is? She's off the staff because she sucked. She proved here that she doesn't care about merits...honestly, who would vote for Woz (oh right, probably the 79 or so votes that Rocks got)? What has Woz done to deserve your vote for staff member of the year? She deserves it more than E...who created the TR...or Kat who adds games to the arcade...or Mel...or Dabbs, newbie, Marcy, etc. etc.? She never deserved to be on the staff, and she never deserves any votes ever...and you have the sexual religious freak wanting to vote for Woz. Here is an idea...take the used sexual fantasy game you're trying to sell, take out the handcuffs and cuff yourself to your bedpost. And stay there...FOREVER.

So these are the types I had to deal with...these are the "quality" votes that RocksJa solicited. I'm hoping some of these guys get upset over this...quietly, behind the scenes...so we can have more great moments out of them...some great moments that we've had already... like creating threads after the poll is closed to solicit more votes or changing my member title...misspelling something that is not too hard to spell, and then spending the points to fix the mistake ... were classic moments. Anything less than another classic moment and I'd be the one to be upset.

The Greatest Story Never Told

2009-02-15T19:33:00.000-05:00

The Greatest Story Never Told

So why is the REAL Best Blog of '08 gone?

Apparently A4F doesn't support true blogs.

I always figured a blog is all about opinions. Without opinions, a blog isn't a blog, it's more like....a news article (or a facebook status expanded). Since the beginning of my blogging career, I've been posting hilarious (yet vitriolic) entries. Yet all of a sudden, my last blog entry was censored...(I was told to edit it). Hmm, why wasn't I told to edit my destruction of FiPG? Git-r-free? Youngcannon? Maddogz? etc. etc. etc. My last blog entry included stuff about wozniack, texastornadodeb, among others. So my conclusion is one of them complained. "WAAAAHHH...he's making fun of me! make it stop ". So yeah, whoever they were...they accomplished their goal of getting my blog off of A4F. This is just conjecture, but to me, a particular higher-up here in A4F doesn't have the spine to say "shut up, it's a blog, what else do you expect to be in there? If you don't like it, don't read it". Instead, what I got was the censorship. But it's ok...this doesn't mean I'm done blogging...I have a new blog home. I was thinking about posting that link here, but I decided against it (this blog entry would probably be deleted too). Therefore, if you want the new blog link, PM me. And if you don't want the new blog link, then you're probably one of the losers I'm blogging about.

The TRUE 2k8 Awards [Jan. 14, 2009]

2009-01-22T18:46:00.000-05:00

My very own 2k8 awards. It was a great year for A4F...and I'll probably forget everything that happened in the first 8 or so months of the year...but I'm ready to give out some awards. I'm going to stay away from user of the year (me), blog of the year (this one), staffer of the year (one of those staffers) and the like.

A Little Slow but made me ROFL this year award: youngcannon

No doubt you guys have seen the one blog entry that I made about him. From the whole Girls Gone Wild fiasco, to the TraInn is so good that they should make their sites harder and then the trying to create a forum and using A4F to advertise it and wondering why that is such a bad thing (for real, how else can he "populate" his forum?). Of course, he didn't stop there...he continued on his path to A4F greatness with his great iphone heist. He wanted to sell 6 (when no one was interested in 13) iphones...not on ebay, but on A4F...and was unwilling to sell them separately. And then what did he do when no one was interested in them? He upped the price! Classic business like move...unfortunately, it didn't work. I will no doubt miss YoungCannon as he was later banned from the forums. I don't think anyone can match the comedic value of this guy. He is gone, but his memory will live on forever! Youngcannon's iPhone thread also lead to the true thread of the year...

Thread of the Year: braden's "WTB: 13 iphones"

I don't even have to comment on this...

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Best of FlowDiva Award: FlowDiva

If FlowDiva had a wikipedia page, it would have to start with "overly sensitive jacka$$". At first it seemed like she was just another FLR member here to stir up the whole "what is up with these A4F rules and people??". But the more she posted, the more I realized that she was not the product of a good upbringing. This broad can't take criticism, can't take advice...can't even take an answer to her own question without getting defensive.

She burst onto the A4F scene with this gem of a post: http://www.anything4free.com/forums/index....st&p=819498 . I had no clue what she was talking about...until she explained it. Everyone on A4F has a warning label in every post (under the gender). Her warning level was at 0%; Yet she found a way to complain. Her complaint was obviously about being a "pro" from FLR there should be no warning level displayed as it will hurt "business" (aka, newbies like her will be confused as to what the warning level is about). Of course, in her infinite wisdom, she didn't realize that she could not see any other warning level except her own. When our good friend braden pointed it out, she dropped the "why are you speaking in a condescending tone?" garbage. This biatch was either so sheltered growing up or just plain stupid to realize when someone is trying to help her. Of course, in that very same thread she asked how to get "more visible" (aka, how can she lure newbs into a trap so she can have a bunch of refs). And then she said that when she does find a trade® that she likes, the person is offline or not on the site. Wtf?...she expects people to just sit at the computer waiting for a reply?

Well, that was just the tip of the flowberg. In this thread CLICK, she doesn't know how to find the lounge...she posts in the lounge...and says she can't find it. "As for the Lounge, let me tell you that the only reason I even found it is because I clicked on New posts. I have since been looking all over this forum as to where do I get in and Let me tell you I don't find it." Well, let me tell you, you're an idiot.

Then there was this:
"In reply to attitudes and so forth I have been here now over 2 weeks and I have not been welcomed, I set up my Trade Thread which took me an arm and a leg trying to figure out the coding and I spent alot of hardworked hours on it. I tried to find out how things work and I been with the help of a wonderful Mod Mel getting some of
my valuable info. and I faithfully bump my thread everyday."

She does not feel welcomed because she spent hours on trying to create a trade thread. Wait, let me just make sure you guys got that...she spent hours on making a trade thread. You fool of a took. Who in their right minds spends hours making a trade thread (says the man who will end up spending hours making this blog entry). She "faithfully" bumps her thread every day...what she really wants to say is, "why am I not getting refs? I made my trade thread all colorful for everyone, and it
has paragraphs of information in it, and PICTURES!".

Of course, she still finds a way to complain, when no one tells her how to find the Lounge. MORON. Thankfully, Kyle was there to clear things up: "Go to the main forum index page. Scroll down until you find the word "Lounge." Click.". And with that, I will have to move on to my next award (I realize FlowDiva deserves more, and there's a lot more material out there...so maybe this will continue at a later date)...

Snitch of the Year: wozniack

A private conversation is meant to be private...unless you're wozniack...in which case, it's all "OMG, did you hear what he said about you??". You would think out of all the annoying idiots, she would keep from telling youngcannon and freebieteacher some of the thoughts of other A4F members. Most of this might sound cryptic, but Woz knows what she did...I'm sure she's all "hehe" about it. She could be on the next 50 Cent album. But, I still like you Woz, for the one time fling we had online...and the DIY help. But my blog is better than yours, no matter how many votes you conjure up. But to show I care, I decided to give you two awards...

Most Undeserving Staff Member of the Year: wozniack

I was going to put cmcalli, but he's cool peeps...even though he doesn't complete trades. Woz, on the other hand, had no clue what to do about sites...mostly because she doesn't do ref related sites and sticks to DIYs. I'm sure if you asked her what sites should be grade A, or Grade B, etc. she'd go with a reply like this: "hehe, I dont know, j.k. lol, just kidding, no clue, j.k. kidding.". But really, I'm just kidding. Woz's site cop direction lead to this:

Waste of space for 2k8: Order4Free

Oh Kerms. Silly, silly Kerms. One day we'll figure out what your real ICQ is. As for your sites...well, frankly, they suck. I mean, has anyone done an offer on this site? He even decided to have a "freebie guide for order4free"...which worked great I'm sure. I don't even think Project PayDay can revive this crapload, waste of space. I wonder why it hasn't been removed from A4F altogether, but I guess it's the nostalgic feeling that some get when they see the site. You know, back when there were five sites, and Order4free was the fifth best. Of course, it's still the fifth best site. Whoops, I meant fifth best Grade B site. I think this thread sums it up: http://www.anything4free.com/forums/index....howtopic=135143

Rediculous is not a Word Award: TexasTornadoDeb

For her repeated use of the fake word "rediculous"...hopefully you will be downgraded to MENSA now.

Absolute Pwnage Award: schizerbone

Yeah, I had to give one to myself. It's for the complete destruction of multiple users (Patriot, Jessecka, ironious, and others). The thread started off innocently...person threw a helpless puppy off of a cliff, wanted us to sign a petition for some reason. Fine so far. Of course, then the crazed people came out and decided that for throwing a puppy off of a cliff, a person should be thrown off the cliff too. What?? I changed nikeman's mind in the first page. Then Jessecka had to rant about "Pushing him off of a cliff might be a bit overboard" and "if it is by death, then so be it.". Honestly, what kind of stupidity is this...obviously pushing a damn person off of a cliff is overboard. I think I'd rather push some of the people in that thread off a cliff so they don't hurt themselves or worse, others, with their stupidity. Jessecka got hers, and then there was Patriot. Oh silly Patriot. He came out oh so nonchalantly, thinking "of course this guy needs to die"...and then I went on a rampage, thoroughly dismantling his argument...then I decided to dismantle his site (realestgamer.com if you must know), and then I dismantled him...as he no longer appears on anything4free. Since he loved Algebra II so much, I'd say addition by subtraction would describe his departure from A4F. I advise everyone to read that thread to get the full feel for the art of pwnage.

And those were the great awards for 2k8. I hope after reading this, 3cuties will stop calling me nice. The day I'll be nice is the day I get a six pack (abs, that is) and that's never. Now everyone better go and vote for my blog as the best...we can't have woz winning it.

If You Were My SS [Dec. 10, 2008]

2009-01-22T18:45:00.001-05:00

So if you were my secret Santa, what would I get you? Let's go through a few peeps here on A4F and see what I'd get them...(and yes, some of these things are impossible, but let's pretend I'm an uber Santa with God-like powers.

Giftmonster Kyle/Dinis: The ability to communicate with their users. These guys used to be awesome. Now....not so much. Payments are delayed and instead of telling users that, they choose to completely ignore them. In fact, they haven't been talking to users about anything....their sites went down, and no comment from them. They had a promo where you could get a free ref and you had to cash that ref out within 60 days. My 60 days passed and they took that ref away real quick. I guess they can do things to save themselves money, but when it comes to pleasing their users...let's just say I could have created a blog entry on this site, but I'm hoping they return to how good they once were.

emoney: This t-shirt: http://www.wearyourbeer.com/meat-yummy-murder-humor-black-tshirt-p-2729.html

Swiftrewards/Mr. Bash: Loose change...with some hope sprinkled on top. And maybe a communist/socialist boss. And an Xbox 360, which would replace his PS3. And an "employee of the month" sticker for people who work for him. And how about some Chinese Democracy while we're at it?!

Haroon: A new username. That's my last name, it's weird seeing it.

Newb: A camera so you can take a picture of yourself and send it to me. No more mysteries! And some chocolate. Dark chocolate.

cat123908391201329: ...................hmmm. Nothing.

cordless: Where do I begin....? White sheet with a few holes? He probably has one of those, so not that. A meeting with some Black Panthers? He might be for cruel and unusual punishment, but I'm not, so not that. Maybe some common sense, but he'd lose it all fairly quickly...that would be a waste of my imaginary God-like Santa powers. I don't know how to use my powers on a racist. I think I'll just get him some candy. Chocolate. Dark chocolate.

Jish: An apartment in NYC...about time he lived in fake America.

Dabbs: DABBBERSSS. A date with Dana? And I'd have Rob's memory erased for that night. A trip to NYC when there's light snow, like you see in the movies? Nah, forget that....I'll get you some ramen.

Quote of the Week/Month/Quarter-Year [Sep 15, 2008]

2009-01-22T18:42:00.002-05:00

http://www.anything4free.com/forums/index.php?s=&showtopic=142061&view=findpost&p=959003

ok so i have actually watched my friends do the offer under my name if ithey complete it then it doesnt even show that they were under my name it says they werent referd if they just sign up but dont complete it then i get a yellow check and also everytime i do a trade with someone i do the disney offer on mine it says it was completed but they still get a yellow check please help me

What in the hell?? Are people that lazy.....? Put in a punctuation somewhere....anywhere! Somewhere in that clustersh@t of a post, I see the phrase, "i do the disney". I can just picture this dude doing the disney. Not only that, but after some deciphering, there is offer fraud, walkthrough, multiple sign-ups, etc. all mentioned in that tiny post. Amazing. By the way, this is how I initially interpreted the post with some grammar corrections:

OK. So I have actually watched my friends. Do the offer under my name if they complete it? Then, it doesn't even show that they were under. My name? It says they weren't refeer if they just sign up. But DON'T complete it!! Then, I get a yellow check. And also, every time I do a trade with someone I do the Disney. Offer on mine. It says it was completed but they still get a yellow check. Please help me.

It just seemed like he had a rare condition that made him babble about random things, and the only time his real self came out was in the last sentence..."Please help me"...as if he needed a doctor. Poor guy. Someone call House.

Crappy Sites Pt. 2 [Aug 5, 2008]

2009-01-22T18:40:00.000-05:00

Ok, last time I called out Git-R-Free (I finally got paid $40 last week...stupid site, always and forever). This time, I have to call out a whole network of sites.

Crappy Site(s) #2: FiPG and related sites

Ok, now I realize I'm basically advertising these sites cause no one has probably heard of them (and yes, I realize there's only like 10 of you who view my blog...lol), but I'm hoping none of you sign up to these pathetic sites.

FusionCash - I never signed up to this site...so how would I know if it's a crappy site? Well, it's simple really....some idiot over at FiPG owns it. I think that makes it crappy enough. But if that's enough to convince you, just look at the front page. There is the stupid section called "by the numbers" (which I'm sure are fake, doctored numbers). Anyway, it says:

$1,619,794.91 in rewards paid
(an average of $72.84 per person)
Over one million members have joined since we opened in June 2005

If a million people did join...and each person makes an average of $72.84, then....they would have paid more than $1.6 mil. Unless they don't pay everyone! (ok, I realize that probably means an average of $72.84 for every person that has gotten paid, but what a stupid way to put it). But then that's not all...there's this FLR-esque gem on the frontpage:

My son had to go to the doctors office and my insurance didn't pay for some of it, and rent was due ... then I looked at the calendar ... I was going to be getting a big payment from FusionCash in only 3 more days, straight to my PayPal® account!
Jon Hughes
Grants Pass, OR

Oh really "Jon Hughes"? Your son had to go to the doctor's office....you couldn't pay for it...and the rent was due. You were about to be homeless, and who saved the day? No, not a bank with a loan. No, not a friend who decided to help out. No, not a family member who couldn't let this happen. FusionCash came to save the day!! What the....for real? FusionCash paid you enough to pay the rent and the doctor's bill? Of course, I'm assuming a Jon Hughes really exists. To me it sounds like a bunch of bull...
LucroCash - Now I'm assuming this is LucroCash.com. There's also a LucroCash.net...I'm not sure if they know each other exists, or if they're the same company or what...all I know is...the one owned by those fipgers is crap. And yes, I haven't signed up for this one either, but I know it's crap. Just look at the site. "Ooooh, cool design"...yea, yea. All I see is a big pink pig in the corner. Is that supposed to be a piggy bank? I mean, my little cousin has a piggy bank, and he puts pennies and nickels in there. Am I going to sign up to LucroCash and get pennies and nickels? If I wanted change for a piggy bank, I'd do something else...sell newspapers, wash windshields, beg for money with a creative sign. No really...why do LucroCash? What sets this site apart from others? Ooh, look, a BLOG! Let's have a look at an entry:

Do you want a bonus $10 in your LucroCash.com account? Check out this thread here at FreeLunchRoom.com. We’re hosting a holiday glitter graphic contest. Get your entry in quickly!

What the hell did I just read?? The title to that entry was Glitter Graphics FTW. No joke. And the thread can be found here: http://www.freelunchroom.com/board/unliste...ic-contest.html . Glitter Graphics. So LucroCash is so amazing, that they have glitter freakin graphics contests?? Doylnea's best quote: "OK, there are tons of glitter graphics floating around now, and they're really all so amazing". Haha...I hoped it was just a sarcastic thing to post on FLR, but he actually made a contest! Of course, our friend Doylnea got banned from FLR....that's what he gets for trying to promote there. Now anytime he tries to promote one of this spectacular $50 promos, just post a glitter graphic pic in the thread....
FIPG - Where in the hell do I start? Know it all mods....know it all members. Ugly, dreary gray and red colors. Old as hell feel. For real...where can I start? I mean, does anyone remember the time the administrator of FiPG basically shut the forum down, then demanded ransom (err, donations) before he brought it back up? Yeaaa, that actually happened. And how about the little kids pretending to be drunk by misspelling words. "ya, i an durnk". Yea, sure you are little kid....sure. Or the cursing/swearing for no reason. "Sh!t f@$ yea, I f@#$ love that sh#t". Argh, makes me so mad, I can just f@#$ kill them. Of course, when I call someone a "stupid b@#$" I get banned....permanently. Not that I'm complaining too much, I only went there a few times a year. But doylnea's explanation was great..."the rule is, if you wouldn't say it to someone's face, don't write it here."....in a thread where someone went from A4F to FiPG to complain about A4F and me. It's all good though, they banned about 8% of the forum when banning me. Now all 10 of the FiPG'ers can have a great time dissing women and such. ... What else sucks about fipg....hmmm. The Trader Module. Traders with 20432049 TR...yeaaa, very accurate there. I can keep going about Daggoth, and the stupid ratings...and them knowing a frauder owns a site, yet they continue to support that site...etc. etc. but for now, I'll stop, hopefully one of those idiots reads this, or maybe someone can tell them about it. Take a picture of that....punks.

FiPG and everything related to it = crappy sites.

Do You Like Me? [Jul 25, 2008]

2009-01-22T18:35:00.001-05:00

schizobone: man, Dabbs is not on, it's like she hates me
somenewb: Nah
somenewb: Everyone LOVES you
schizobone: lol, not exactly
somenewb: Well, they are crazy then
schizobone: or mad
somenewb: and they don't matter
schizobone: maddogz
schizobone: or young
schizobone: youngcannon
schizobone: LOL
somenewb: LOL!!
schizobone: or stupidheads = Leo Shimizu
somenewb: lol
schizobone: or just plain dumb = most FLR'ers

....speaking of friends and FLR, what in the world is this:

Classic moments from this video:
1.) How serious this person was
2.) "Falling asleep on the keyboards talking to each other"
3.) Calling an argument a "dragfest"
4.) ...she said....I know trading is bad, but we need to support each other....yes, please console me, trading is so slow
5.) LOL at her threatening to leave FLR
6.) She said she was a mod at "a few writing sites"...yet can't spell "friends" correctly in the title. Woah.

Ok, there are a lot more classic moments like her picking her nose, banging on the door to quiet the dog, the bird making noise, and her trying to press stop and then it not stopping...but just watch, it will entertain you!

Mysteries [Jul 7, 2008]

2009-01-22T18:34:00.001-05:00

Mysteries

Well, last week we had the mystery of the disappearing Team Hitm3n. And after a few days of waiting for an answer, we got...nothing. I guess it's safe to assume they just hated losing and quit. Today, we shall look at some other mysteries sweeping A4F and the freebie world.

The greatest mystery of all is the disappearing Tman. He pulled an Amelia Earhart on us. He went from having a solid Grade B network to hiring an......overconfident, out-of-bounds coder, to just disappearing. Where are ye Tanner? We still love you even though your coder is a pompous jerk. I'll still do your sites...so please return. And bring Amelia Earhart with you.
Another mystery: The case of the nude pics. When site owners request ID from certain users, these users get so offended. "OMG, I will sue you for my all of my moneys! This isn't legal, I'm calling my lawyer! This network is not good because they don't trust me! I am a PPD mentor, why would I fraud you??" So instead of sending their IDs, they send hand drawn penises...then mysteriously forget that they did that. Or they send in a nude pic and claim it was an accident..."OMG, how did that happen??? Please take me off hold". Maybe someone can solve the mystery of how this happens.
The case of the PPD mentors fixing up networks. It's like they know more about great networks than a site owner does. It's a truly amazing phenomenon that a group of PPD and premium members can tell site owners how to run their sites. "Why would you put someone on hold if you don't get paid? That's part of the business". Hmm...part of the business is to lose money? I must say, they are very smart. Makes me wonder what these fools would have done during the Tickle fiasco back in the days. At least there are enough free green, forever green, repeatable, cookie cutter freebie sites for now to satisfy them.
What is a prepaid or virtual card? Another great mystery of our day. So can we use a paypal virtual card? Can we use giftcards?? It's so difficult to understand, I just don't get it. But I am a PPD mentor, and I can help you with anything...unless I'm confused, like I seem to be all the time. Apparently, the paypal virtual card has changed it's name to a secure card, and this seems to have confused certain PPD mentors. Yea, a name change actually does change everything.... I was going to go to my dean at medical school and tell her to change the name of the school to "kindergarten for big kids" so everything would be much easier. It hasn't happened yet....grrrr.

Little Girls [July 3, 2008]

2009-01-22T18:32:00.003-05:00

Little Girls: The Hitmen team...or what used to be the Hitmen team.

Rocksja = he's cool...but he doesn't want me joking about the hitmen breakup. . People need to learn how to take a joke. An uber sheltered life is not healthy.

Finsfan = He told me about an awesome MMA site....but he's acting like a little girl for sure. Attacks someone...calls them a scrub, then opts out of battlemod. Childish, elementary school like...must be PMSing for sure.

07red = not sure what's up with him, but apparently the hitmen team all are complaining about whiners....I guess they're all complaining about themselves....wonderful.

Cat2342343920843204823094024829304832094 = She's already a girl. So she's acting like a little boy. But she didn't even say anything. So I can't say much about her except she sucks!

Crappy Sites [Jun 21, 2008]

2009-01-22T18:29:00.001-05:00

I think it's time to call out some crappy sites. I'll start with one now.

Crappy Site #1: Git-R-Free

Yes, they have tons of offers, which is always good. That's about all for the positives. The negatives:

Support doesn't know much - I don't expect much from support...but clueless support is a no-no in my book.
Support Can't Pre-approve a ref...well, they can, but they'll lie - ughh...why pre-approve, then literally hours later put someone on hold. Really....? Couldn't put the dude on hold when pre-approving but a few hours later something miraculous is discovered? Riiighhht.
Their ridiculous ID form. I have my ID scanned, the correct things blocked out, but nope, I need to do much more...great. So much stuff for $40. Freakin got to be kidding me. Just accept my ID...don't make me do some weird steps. But ok...I'll play your games.

Git-r-free = crappy site.

Quote of the Week [May 21, 2008]

2009-01-22T18:23:00.001-05:00

Background: User signs up to A4F, and goes directly to the TraInn section to report youtube videos. Someone else wondered why he would sign up just to report some videos. He claims he's doing good, and other people are just "loosers". And then this gem:

QUOTE OF THE WEEK: No dan I'm one of the good guys. I do getref.com

Link: http://www.anything4free.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=138407

Classic A4F Moments - Part I [March 16, 2008]

2009-01-19T14:57:00.007-05:00

The young"trebuchet" edition:

I was just chillin, relaxin, smoothie-makin, booty shakin...wait, no. I wasn't doing any of that. I was just thinking about something cool to put up here, and I decided to have Classic A4F Moments. I didn't want to think too hard, so I just decided to go with one particular person who creates classic moments every other time he posts. I don't want to name any names here...but I think you guys can figure it out. Here are some great moments he's come up with:

Girls Gone Wild...but not as wild as a cannon -- Girls can be confusing. Girls going wild can be even more confusing. But this classic moment takes it to a new level. Our 16 year old friend asks how the crediting is on this offer and if the offer is a good one. (A 16 year old is not going to ask if girls getting wild is a good offer, but whatever). The 16 year old was told only 18+ can do the offer....so he pretends he's "just asking". Then he says..."I'm a growing man"....basically saying "who cares if I'm 16...I'm going to do the offer anyway". Later he says...and I'm copying and pasting this: "ive done GGW before i called and let them know my situation and everything was fine". I'm assuming the phone conversation went a little something like this:

16yo: "yo im dong ggw offer on a freebie sites im only 16 but i want to get credit fo doin da offer"
Support Rep: "Hi little boy. Did you call this number by accident?"
16yo: "im a growing man"
Support Rep: "Aww, good for you. Do you eat your vegetables?"
16yo: "my mom has an account with me and i will be using it since she dont know how to use it, and if u guys are gonna get rude like last time i will stop replying"
Support Rep: "I'm not even sure what you're asking for? Have you received your DVDs yet?"
16yo: "no i will do ggw from the site and get my dvds"

This golden nugget was topped off with him saying his mom shares his GGW account with him (????WEIRD ALERT????).
"she just know im getting money and she love it". She love it indeed...
TraInn is just too good -- TraInn is just too good. Just ask our young friend. I couldn't make up the following if I was a comedian...it's just too funny. So our friend was trading for sites other than TraInn and realized everyone was doing TraInn sites. So what's his solution? TraInn should make their sites harder. No...f@# me, he wasn't kidding. TraInn should make their sites harder to complete so traders on A4F can trade their NON-TraInn sites. That's right Transcendent Innovations...you better help out your competition! "Are you completely sure you mean this?"....yes, he replied he thought it was the right thing to do. If this doesn't make you go , I don't know what will. Definitely an A4F Classic Moment.
Forum Population -- The good old new forum tactic. What better way to get refs than to create your own forum? So yes, youngartillery decided to start a forum up. He posted the link to his forum, but actually posted the conga instead of a direct link to his forum. Well, the topic was closed anyway. But the classic moment comes in after the topic was closed. He asked A4F how his forum would get "populated" if they can't advertise it here. A4F, why are you not helping out the competition? Perplexing....

This list will probably continue...I will keep a lookout.